Leo Yost
The great one and college footballs greatest name and source of football knowledge and love is former Wheaton ice box and legendary college football running back star and stud Harold " Red" Grange. I always thought it odd that Illinois has like the most famous college football player of all time and one of the first superstars of the gridiron given the realize abysmal current regime of college football and weak programs and teams that have developed at the University of Illinois through the years. Illinois has perhaps division I A footballs worse program hardly doing anything for years and years as a major state school and one as large as the sate of Illinois and make no mistake the people of Illinois have long been disgusted and embarrassed by this football program. However for the first time in years Illinois football is again a contender at 4-1 and they play Iowa at home this weekend after an impressive
romp of neighboring Wisconsin and this has many in Illinois dreaming of Roses and actual talk of Rose Bowl and a top ten finish is being discussed in the bars and taverns of Champagne-Urbana. I want to live along enough to see one of two things in college sports and that is to see the Illinois football team ranked in the top three at the end of a season or Depaul to return and go to the final four in college basketball and I reckon I have about as much chance of having seeing this done as of being Giselle Bundchen's second husband after she divorces Tom Brady. The University of Illinois football is back and Harold Grange came on are Ouija board to express his elation and happiness to this fact. Red told the few
remaining Illinois football fans to flock out an enjoy the game this weekend and help build back the program as there is no reason the University of Illinois cannot be like Alabama or whatever and it is a shame how weak and bad Illinois bog ten football has degenerated into as a college football zero loser program., Red Grange is flipping over in his grave and has done so many times out of fits of anger how bad the Illinois football team has been as it has been miserable even to see in state rival Northwestern have much more success in the past few decades than the fortunes of the fighting Illinis .
Red Grange says the Illinois football team needs a "rebrand" as the brand' now sucks and he suggested on Ouija Board radio that the team get rid of the Native American imagery and rename themselves the Running reds. ted Granges excellent Ouija discussions last night and his hope for the University Illinois being a top five surprise was inspiring and makes me again ponder why the fuck Alabama always has a top three team year after year while the Fighting Illinois don't know their X's and O's from their dicks and their asses year after year along with other state large programs than never compete with the likes of Ohio state and Alabama always with their hats thrown in the national championship tlak, I highly recommend people join Ouija talk radio and purchase a Ouija board and play around with the tlak of spirits, aliens, dead dogs and other movement voices of the board.
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