Chuck "Cheese Puff" Goodwin
Still refusing to go to the coolest pizza place in the country which is Tarantinos in the midden of a residential area and on a side street big wig Barstool sports globalist Dave Portnoy stopped by to Milwaukee for comicon conventions and sign some big time cable sports deal in the area. Mr Portnoy naturally decided to do some of hos on bite pizza reviews hotting several pizza places along Kennemeiuc street in Milwaukee and the Bay View neighborhood of Milwaukee as is is where most of the internationalist
investors and techies live in the city. Portney stopped at several pizza places including Zaffiro's and the fat waitress explained to him that the pizza and cracker crust is Milwaukee style and not Chicago and that it should never be confused.
Dave Portnoy also tied to crash a staff private party at Classic Pizza and knocked and knocked on the door crashing this private staff party and then was angered that there was no pizza and all they gave him for a
review was some nasty cookie pizzas. Dave Portnoy visited ad ate so much fucking pizza he has pizza nausea and almost threw up his pizza as he froze his nuts and his pizza ass in Milwaukee last week. Mr
Portnoy could not believe how cold it was in Milwaukee when he landed his airplane as it had engine problems and he almost had his private jet crash into Milwaukee and into a downtown pizza restaurant. Dave Portnoy
has ignored several dozen suggestions he go to this fucking West side Milwaukee hpuse pizza parlor called Tarantino's and his refusal to enter this place and do one of his One Bite reviews offends me.
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