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My favorite videography of the landscape and various cities critic is none other than the great YouTube host named Nick Johnson. Nick drives around the country on a road trip constantly for his YouTube channel and he records the shitty housing stock that exists in much of the country. Nick Johnson loves going to all 50 states and he gives his visual accounts of the crap he sees and finally he is driven to what is perhaps the worst city in Colorado and among the top 10 in the entire United States . Nick Johnson has finally come to Pueblo Colorado which is a
gang infested shit hole and Nick Johnson even admitted he was scared to get out of his car. He talked to several crackheads who talked who spoke to him about the problems that Pueblo Colorado is a heavily Democrat City and a welfare roach one at that exists and that this city is definitely a fly by over city for those who go to Colorado. Nick said this remote Brownbilly Hispainc town has some of the most tattered fucking trailer park trash one will find and Pueblo, Colorado is Nick said is more in looks of a third world Mexican city than an American one and Johnson read all the reviews and could not believe that they this city was even worse than what he read. The YouTube huge star actually wanted to go to rays Coors
tavern for a Swopper but the owners refused to let him in to have one of their famous swoppers and told him to get the fuck out as Johnson almost got his ass kicked by several of the regular bar patrons at this dive bar. As a bartender at the Itasca Inn I ensure our regulars are welcoming to each and every bar patron regardless if they have a YouTube camera to put in and film. Nick Johnson drove through Pueblo, Colorado and saw so much disgusting housing and scary situations for this small city in Colorado he definitely could see why it always consistently ranks as the worst place to live in Colorado. Nick Johnson and his sidekick artificial intern intelligence cartoon Mappy mocked this city with their invective video and put much to the blame of the failed policies of the democratic party that have controlled the state and the County area where Pueblo, Colorado exist. Mappy predicted the coming Lauren Boebert problems as this shit hole town is in her district and both Nick Johnson and Mappy predicted Lauren Boebert was going to do something stupid and they made this video four weeks ago. Amazing as Jesse Lee Peterson would say. Nick stopped and talked to a few locals and he could clearly see that drugs and legalization of it has had a negative effect of the people in this town in particular and the entire state of Colorado. He spoke with a meth head name nutty who talks Nick Johnson about his habitual
masturbation problem and other drug habits and and addictions. Nick Johnson also as he drove through the better parts of Pueblo and in cul-de-sac areas was confronted by a caring. The Karen told him to get away from her neighborhood and she asked him what he was doing with the camera and Nick Johnson said he was just doing a documentary. The woman chased Nick Johnson for several miles before he left the neighborhood and went back to Downtown Pueblo, Colorado. This is a city straight out of another country in another time and it is one of those cities that has actually regressed from the wild west as it was probably
leaner and safer and it's founding in the 1880's when it was visited by Outlaws such as Black Bart, Black Jack, Jesse James ,Billy the Kid and Killer Kowalski. This is a city that few people would ever want to visit if you ever find yourself in a situation where you're stuck in Pueblo, Colorado you need to immediately get to the gas station and get the fuck out. Nick got stood up by a Union steel worker for an interview and a Karen confronted him and wondered why Nick was filming in her town.
Nick also spoke with a meth head who said drugs are such a problem and ubiquitous people can find them quite literally on the grass and sidewalks for free and this leads to a massive uptick of abuse an drug use in Pubelo, Colorado. This was basically the message of the great Nick Johnson and Mappy pleaded for Nick to get out of this town even though no harm could
be done to a little cartoon sidekick that comes and interrupts Nicks Johnson's city reviews drive-thru. Not much else to say about another great Nick Johnson video the man is a stud and he knows the city when he sees one and calls it the way it is. The next stop for Nick Johnson is either Wyoming or Montana and how these two boring States will be distinguished will be yet to be determined in the next Nick Johnson travel channel
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