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The insane and mentally regressing Pizza bite critic and fool Dave Portnoy of Barstool Sports is quickly cognitively declining before our eyes. Mr Portnoy has been so depressed close to suicide in recent months that someone suggested he get a shelter dog as a pet and this is exactly what Mr Port has done in the past few weeks. Since then he has been inseparable basically humping and being humped by his dog Peaches that he cannot stop talking about. In each and every video he has done on Tik Tok has involved this ugly mutt pitbull or whatever. We here at the Anti-Pet Association decry fools such as Portnoy knows who are pushing the
absurd idea that people need to have dogs to be happy and the amount of food and waste that has gone in the pet industry that people are willing to spend while still complaining about their higher taxes and paying taxes. This fool Dave Portnoy is now doing his pizza bite reviews with his dog Peaches letting his dog bite the pizza first and then sickeningly porno eats from the same Pizza
that his dog just licked and munched on. Portnoy is a sick puppy disgusting all his fans and the amount of fans he's losing with his obsession with this ugly pitbull dog cannot be estimated. Dave Porno looks like a fool wearing kids shorts despite being middle-aged and close to 50 and the way these middle class men dress with shorts that look like underwear is utterly reprehensible and a
sign of the insane current times. The fact that this fool David Porn is a multi-millionaire through some stupid sports gossip site is a whole other issue that one can do a 20 paragraph story on. Dave Porno and his fake charity to help Pizza business is a fucking joke this is obsession with his dog as he continues to rip into the traditional family structure and
people who decide that they would rather raise kids than a fucking mutt. Dave Portnoy is a a weirdo who can never find a wife or someone his age to settle down with and the man has gotten into serious allegations and trouble with the past meeting women half his age and then playing aggressive rape games with them. Whether Dave Paranoid would do dog rape with peaches is not known but is a strong possibility and why Port noise brain has been infected with a pet dog disease
is not known. What is known is Portnoy and his videos with his bitch Peaches is getting old and it's only a matter of time before the guy gets too out of whack with Animal Control Family Services will come and likely take his dog away
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