Brian Brain
Barstool Sports owner and chief executive Dave Portnoy's brain is becoming stool as by the hour. Dave Portnoy adopted some dog 2 weeks ago in a rescue shelter and Port only has been inseparable from the love of his life. Dave Port knows he's never been able to find a wife and to stable down to get married and now what he has done is married a dog. Portnoy is a disgusting jackass and the
further cognitive decline of Dave Portland has been evident declining rapidly in the past year as he has become delusional and rapidly crazy in his brain. Portnoy is putting out so much social media take talk with his ugly stupid dog that we here at the Anti-Pet are trolled
triggered and going to bash his stupid ass. Dave Port's brain is popcorn and he is walking with his dog on the stroller and he is doing all these weird ass neurotic videos with his dog either his brain has been busted or he is trolling someone with these videos. Dave Portnoy was seen with pushing his
Peaches in a stroller and basically his new dog Peaches is his kid is this man will not despite his riches will never find a wife and will be miserable single fraudulently high income over
income media monarch much like Wild Bill Maher. Dave Portly is acting so weird these days many of his friends are wondering if he's going to be put into one of those places where people wear white jackets and Dave Portnoy maybe going insane in the
membrane as Cypress Hill would say. The only thing on Dave Portnoy's mind is his dog peaches and even the staff at Barstool Sports are concerned with the erratic behavior and mental cognitive decline of Mr Port. In just in the past month in the past couple weeks have put out 500 videos with his ugly
fucking dog often him getting up close snuggling and kissing his dog's titties which is bizarre. Dave Port the other day went on some rant about how a woman pushing a baby in a stroller looked at him real weird and this caused a mental meltdown for the Barstool Sports owner. Never mind that a stroller is meant for someone to push a baby but Dave Portnoy went on this 15 minute rant about how he loves in Peaches and a dog is better than children as children are brats and sick and disgusting to take care of. Make no mistake Dave
Portnoy is a sick puppy and why he's not fucking eating pizza or talking sports on his Tick Tok YouTube feeds is a surprise. Dave Porno is butt fucking his dog on a daily basis and it's obsessed with this much and quite literally it is reprehensible disgusting and more evidence why we need to abolish pet ownership as we see it today. Peaches should be allowed to be free and get away from the
obsession sexual perversion of the porno as I seen in his videos and we here at the Anti-Pet association continued to ask and will take your donations so we can continue to be the leading organization fighting pet ownership and the weirdos like Mr Portnoy who need an identity through it. All animals should be living free as God intended and should not be confined to the obsessions of the pet owners and scumbags like Dave Portland.
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