Jason Percy
Nigel Travis of Dunkin' Donuts May no longer be the CEO of this horrible corporate advertising company but he is still a major shareholder and in our mind this silly jackass will always be the chief executive officer. With this in mind Nigel Travis is having trouble sleeping at night as he has seen another independent coffee house in the Chicago area that disturbs him. Mr Travis was traveling through Chicago as he is desperately trying to help Dunkin' Donuts get the naming rights for the new Chicago Bears Stadium and he happened to come across a cocktail and coffee bar in the Northwest suburb of Arlington heights. Mr Travis cannot believe it. For years he has been trying to get a Dunkin' Donuts in this
downtown to no avail is the city does not allow stinking boring cookie cutter corporate chains into their downtown. Nigel Travis has had to battle this fight in many times and sometimes he's successful and sometimes he isn't. Mr Travis had his stomach move bad get sick as he saw this independent coffee house that also served very cocktail called shit Coco Blu. The idea that other coffee houses and independent stores would exist absolutely drives this shit head corporate ass bananas and whenever he sees a successful independent coffee house he sees money being taken away from his beloved Dunkin' donuts and his stock shares.
Dunkin' Donuts has the worst coffee and horrible pastries one could imagine yet somehow they get massive amount of hedge funding and a bunch of suckers from overseas who are willing to buy into the franchise scan that this corporate chain has masterminds his master masterminded. Nigel Travis gets upset at these superior and more cooler places with better vibes and settings of coffee houses throughout this
country as the man is committed to putting a Dunkin' Donuts on every major street fare he can. and Unfortunately this disgusting chain has expanded exponentially through the years making money as people marvel and wonder what type of corruption this silly bastard has been able to use his corporate brand. Dunkin' Donuts is also brand that puts all these celebrities in their commercials such as Mark Wahlberg and then scumbag Ben Affleck and make no mistake Dunkin' Donuts exists to redistribute money to the top. We need more independent coffee houses too utterly destroy this horrible chain that has bad coffee from Sara Lee and horrible Donuts that are stale by noon time
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