Guy Baldwin
Wanting desperately to get the attention of his favorite baseball team the Cincinnati Reds and the world in general scumbag 19-year-old William Hendon decided to make a run on the field .William was like Band on the Run as Paul McCartney would say and he made a dash on the field and avoided the police for several minutes before doing it backflip and becoming tased. This silly goose is becoming internet sensation as William Hendon said that basically he wanted a tryout with his favorite team and show the speed he has and whether the Cincinnati Reds take him up on his offer following his trespass on the hallowed sacred grounds of Major League Baseball's diamond is not known. What is known to say William Hendon has received several international offers to play and once again the North
Melbourne Kangaroos are offering a whack job from around across the pond an opportunity to try out for their program. William Hendon would make a great Australian football rules player has he is jumping and flew in the air back flipping and his ability was on display. Right before he was taking down arrested, cuffed, and stuffed and thrown in the panty wagon like Roscoe B Coltrane, William cried and said he just wants to be part of the Reds organization and he has had long hard on desire to be one of the Reds four mascots particular Mr Redlegs
William Hendon just wanted some attention, and this neurotic and eccentric young ass basically exemplifies most of your elite Major League Baseball fans who spend tons of money to watch men's stretch, grab their balls, swing a bat, and throw and chase balls in costumes and they do it in the hot sun. Many times Major League Baseball has some of the stupidest most arrogant fans imaginable of any
sport and William had been basically fits right in. I am surprised that a fan drunk like a skunk dumb as a one-horned bull does not run on a field on a daily basis and perhaps one of these days you will have up to 100 people in attendance to run the field and display their athletic prowess for their favorite players and teams. William just wanted a shot and to get some attention and he suggested that he should be in the front runner to be the next Cincinnati Reds
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