Bob The Bobcat helps another Bobcat named FurNuts to escape a Chatanooge nature center

       Dwight Dwyer
Animal Stories
   Our notorious tagged Bobcat known as Bob often causes mischief and trouble in the woods of the American East and South from time to time and he often makes national news for such work. Bob the bobcat helped break loose another of his species held prisoner and captive in a rural backwards Chattanooga nature conservatory where the bobcat Furnuts was often on the brink of starvation not allowed to roam free and hunt and kill for itself. Bob had seen the dilapidated and miserable depressing living conditions and planned and sought this capture breakout of ahh Furnuts and as off this week state Tenseness redneck animal and control units were still searching for the two outlaws.
  Furnuts is free now but the determination of authorities in recapturing this 'stolen" bobcat is as strong as ever and whether these two cats can escape to Kentucky and into the blue ridge mountains or to sanctuary city of Chicago is not known and highly doubtful. Bob the Bobcat will release all of the bobcats illegally  and unwarranted held in nature centers and other zoos humiliating and containing these mini beasts. These two Bobcats may or may not be together and if they are smart they will go their separate ways as this is the best method to avoid detection and this Chattanooga Nature Center need not hold large mammals.

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