India on lock down as Nerender Modi and baba Ramdev demands an end to train surfing

     Lee Park Kong
   Prime minister Nerender Modi rockstar yogi master Baba Ramdev have told their fellow Indians to ho and stat hoke and play a flute for their pet  snakes. Nerander Modi is going full dictatorship and like other global world leaders is using this Coronovirus scam to his full advantage. India is locking down 1.3 billion people in perhaps.  most egregious lock down imprisonment ever in the history of mankind and the unfolding brutality of the globalists will hit all corners of the world as this psychotic money grubbing hoarding resources extracting class will destroy all populists.

Modi has wanted to lock down India for a long time and this may now be a dream chance for them to deport Muslims for health reasons and give Baba The ram and other Hindus their excuse for their exclusive Hindu nation that they feel deserving given the years of oppression and hatred received at the hands of unwashed animal tortures and killers Muslims.

movements and bring the return to serfdom and slavery as they desired for some time. Nerander Modi and Baba Ramdev both demanded that the Indian habit and cultural custom of train surfing is coming to an end. The Indians need to practice social distancing and riding up close to one another on top of trains is unhealthy and dangerous to ones lungs in additojn to being fucking crazy and fucking dangerous. Baba and Modi will resolute the anti-Insanity  train bill and it will effectively arrest or allow police mow down procedures to end this neurotic and eccentric Indo-Pako custom of riding on top of trains in mass stupidity on crowded trains and

when all of the seat are filled and the number of deaths in India from train fall offs outnumber tiger attacks and Cobra bites, Baba Radev is a yogi guru rockstar and he tells people to stay inside and watch Neflix and catch up to date to the thousands and thousands of Bollywood movies and make sure people wash their hands clean sly through every movie.

Baba also told people to stay at home and pray to their thousands of Gods and basically accept the new reality as temples and  public river cleansing were over-rated and always unhealthy. Nerender Modi for his part is attempting  to ammend the Indian constitution that would allow him to be president until 2036 and if people don't like his three week lockdown they better be lucky he don't decide to lock down India until 2036.