Mike Ditka angered and dead form brain fart after Coronovirus interrupts his managing debut for minor League Chicago Hot Dogs

      Earl "Bam Bam" Cuningham
   Mike Ditka always wanted to manage a professional baseball team and he was about to have his chance as the minor league baseball team in Northern Illinois that absolutely nobody cares about hired him for the 2020 season. The former Chicago bear player and coaching legend was about to fulfill his dream of being a manager of the diamond instead of the gridiron and he was to manage a band of misfits and sport rejects in the unaffiliated minor league baseball team in Rosemont, Illinois called the Chicago Hot Dogs. It appears though bobble head day featuring a young looking Mike Ditka and

Dtka's special season in baseball is not going to occur as sports gets pushed and pushed more back as millions and millions of people around the world catch the dreaded bird bat flue pandemic called the Chinga Virus. The Chicago Dogs were actually looking forward to this season and they thought for sure having Mike Ditka manage the team the three year old sports organization would finally draw a thousand ticket sales for their entire season as they have a long stretch in justifying their tax-paid stadium that Cook County residents put in the bill so some connected builder could build this field of nightmares tat is always empty and does little for the Chicago economy as thousands drive past it every day n major expressway.

MIke Ditka is so angered he breaks own of his own bobble head daily as he was given a few hundred to sign and autograph and make a few bucks and now being locked uo in his mansion with bad stale old cigars he feels desperate and dejected.  Mike Ditka had a serious meltdown taken to a mental hospital and we have just learned that the coaching legend is dead form a brain aynerism  (SIC) in his brain and a heavy concentration of butter,puff smoke, and mashed potato were all identified and indicated being leaked from it. ike Ditka will not be going to the Super Bowl, he will not be goign to the college world series, he will not be going to Hot Dog expensive empty stadium and Mike Ditka is dead at the age of 89.