This 4th of July we enjoy a Joey Chestnut free Nathan's news report

    Phillip Epps

     One of disgusting aspects of the 4th of July holiday has to be this repulsive hot dog eating contest that gets pushed upon the viewer by the stupid corporate mainstream media. Nathan's Hot Dogs has some sort of Coney Island Hot Dog Eating contest that is totally unnewsworthy but because of the media monarchy and absurdity of this era we have to hear about every year as if it's one of the holidays biggest traditions. For once though we don't have to hear the name and that see the clown face of Joey Chestnut, who by all essence acts like he is a royal member of the American media nobility. Joey Chestnut was not at the Nathan's hot dog contest for the first time in 20 years as he was banned for illegally doing a virgin veggie campaign ad and an endorsement which I guess is for verboten by the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating

Contest. Joy Chestnut is this disgusting American who eats 75 hot dogs in one sitting in often winning these absurd hot dog eating contest and thus he gets his name and is ugly face in the media. Likewise a ugly Japanese guy named Kobayashi was also not at this year's event for the first time and apparently the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest can continue without these two legendary overeaters and foodstuffers. The absolute disgusting legacy of this country and having such asinine events like an eating contest is like from another era and it's quite unbelievable that they're actually such a thing as a Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest and it's associated with the national holiday. This hot dog Joey

Chestnut thankfully he's no longer going to be part of this holiday tradition and this king of hot dog eating will have to go to other events to show his overeatings and stuffing talents this man quite literally thought he was famous and nobility and a king for having the talents of stuff in his fuck face with hot dogs and swallowing it fast. As far as the Japanese famous hot dog eater either contest he apparently stated that in his lifetime he ate 100,000 hot dogs and this is done bodily harm to him and he retired

suddenly after having all sorts of health implications due to his massive gorging of bad and nasty tasting processed foods. This 4th of July I enjoyed a Joey Chestnut free news day and this is indeed a great day and a new era not to have to hear about this fucking idiot. Now this food idiot Joey Chestnut will have to find othe rhot dog eating contests for him to enter.