Baxter Lomax
Whats up gang. It is Baxter again with your local and international bar news and again I will keep it close to Illinois. When the velvet Rope burned down in beautiful downtown Oak Park I knew it was an insurance scam. In didn't want to write it then but now it is official. The gay owner of the place frank Elliot just wanted to collect insurance money from the money-losing business of his gaywad bar even though it was located in one of the most gay friendly areas in gay Oak Park. The shithead gay Frank also spray-painted gay slurs through the gay bar in an attempt to make this burning of the Velvet Rope look like some sort of anti-gay hate crime. That is why I am so glad to be working at the Itasca Inn. No gays out here bringing in their gay drama and whenever there is a business burning no doubt it is an insurance scam. I would be welling to wager that 80% of the time it is the owner doing the arson.
Frank was arrested in another gay bar on Halstead in Chicago after an informant told the police that the two of them doused this gay bar with expensive vodka and the real question I have is how this gay 26 year old got the money and financing to open up a bar on obviously expensive rent in downtown Oak Park. Since this burning of the bar there has not been another gay bar open up in Oak Park and that is a good thing. This whole story sounds rotten and gay to me.
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