Bald Head Simon Whistler of Wargraphics examines and predicts a second civil war

 Red and Dirty

Bald Head times

   The bald head of Simon Whistler has been a common scene on the internet for years. This man has hosted various programs of which politic has been the main topic of discussion. Simon Whistler now run something called wargraphics where he looks at possible conflicts and wars in the future and present time. The bald head of Simon Whistler has predicted and did a video about a possible second US Civil War and Simon says this is likely to occur within three years. Simon Whistler like many people say it will not resemble the first Civil War between 1861 and 1865 where armies messed up on an empty cornfield with

different variety of battle flags in formations. Mr Whistler predicted that there will be a second US Civil War and is coming very quickly as the political crisis of this nation continues to spiral out of control thanks to the failed policies of Islamist plant Barack Hussein Obama, the corruption of the Clinton crime syndicate family and the disastrous demented years of old Joe Biden's troll regime on America. 

      The skull fuckery that Biden has committed in the economic warfare against this country as this nation is headed to a civil war.  Simon Whistler is a true globalist will be out somewhere either in one of the English-speaking countries where he can broadcast and do more videos Mr Whistler did a 20 minute video examining the possibility of a second US Civil War and Simon says it will play out much like what the world saw in Yugoslavia. The Perpetual internet geek Simon Whistler went on to promote several books that have written about this topic and he says that Civil Wars likely occur when the nation is between dictatorship and a democracy and Mr

Whistler said the last two presidents could be borderline declared as a dictator in the way they rule Mr Whistler also looked in examined the Italian conflicts in the '70s and he also said that the Spanish Civil War in Pre World War II could be a predicament that the United States will see itself. Simo says the  second American Civil War will more likely look like the Mexican civil war pre World war I  in the Spanish Civil War in history. Whatever the case or whatever happens one can rest assured Simon Whistler will be as far as he can get away from this conflict is this man has no fighting ability and loves to talk and broadcast more than the prospect of defending a nation which he does not belong

consider himself to belong to any aside from Dr James Corbett there might not be a worse bald head in our society then Simon Whistler. Stay here at this blog for more bald head reports from the two great writers and prankers known as red and dirty who have now just joined the left-wing shark blogger spawn any reported 50 million for 5 years that they will share among themselves

Gas station encounters as Brandon Shue catches another one and calls him the Vape vacillido

    Gerald Jasper

     The Ohio based Cleveland area gas station owner known as Brandon Shue make some of the best YouTube channels and entertainment out there. Using his stores surveillance camera to go after and catch the petty thieves of the area Clevland rust area,  Brandon has established a large following on YouTube with  his catchy editing and capture of Gypsies, tramps, and thieves...and  cheifs ,bangers, studs, duds, druids, droids, wolves and thugs. Brandon is not scared to be able to run out and chase these meth heads and negros who steal stuff and take off to their cars. Lets Go lets them get away with their petty stuff but then exposes them and they're fuck faces for the world to see on YouTube. Brandon recently chased out a meth head and vape sucker name the vape vacillido whose name goes unnoticed. The dipshit had one in the earrings that weirdos wear where it shows and protrudes an earlobe much like an Amazonian or Zulu Savage and the gas station owner Brandon went out and called him all sorts of swear words.

     Brandon often tells them to wait as he is calling the police for stealing petty items like vape and stuff and very rarely does anyone wait for more than a minute. l I never understood is how this guy is so large and popular whether people are purposely going there to see if they can get away

from the Hawkeye of Brandon and his staff as profit margins are so squeezed they keep a keen eye on the rural and urban scum customer base that often drives through and meets at his gas station. Brandon is a stud and a half who will not let a can of a bottle of Monster drink get away without someone paying and his ability to stop to spot a theft on the numerous cameras placed in his store is it talent on loan from God. Brandon Shue chased this meth head out and told him of called him stealing some vape pens and cigarettes and this loser is not like much many other losers and fly by

Middle America. Many of these POS rely heavily on and smokes of all types to feed their brain of the drug they need to get through their sucky miserable life. Brandon continues to humiliate these clowns with his YouTube channel called Gas Station Encounters and whether anyone's actually been arrested, or the police ever called has never been seen in these videos. Brandon's gas station location is unknown and I reckon from what I've seen online is somewhere in Ohio near the urban-rural divide most likely of Cleveland or Cincinnati if you're ever in the area try gas station and see if it's Brandon and try your talents at shoplifting

Stupid troll Texas low IQ congresswoman Jasmine Crockett rushes to the defense of Tiffany Henyard and blames racism

Clark Kramer

     The disgusting Texas Congress woman named Jasmine Crockett is a low IQ uneducated and dumb troll and the degeneracy of our political system and garbage such as herself being in positions of power has led to the quick decline of this country. I reckon without any argument that much of our problems in this country are because of inferior and unqualified, clinically sick, mad criminals who are now part of the political system such as congresswoman jackass Jasmine Crockett. The ghetto crotch Crockett is a disgrace to our Congressional system t as his troll from Texas and a scum areas of Houston makes a spectacle of herself often getting clicks from online corrupt media sources and internet left-wing troll podcasters who praise this idiot.  These media

and on-line trolls themselves of the far-left back up and support the crazy things that this woman says as Jackass Crockett has been so desperate in defending Joe Biden from these Republican impeachments. She does so with such passion and anger because she's a criminal herself and seeks to defend her boss by all essence anyone with a brain that's tiking knows that Joe Biden is a criminal and only the criminals would defend a Joe Biden. This explains why Jasmine crack

whores for a corrupt Biden and the Texas Congress democratic congresswoman would rush and bow her head in oral copulate for Joe Biden. With this in mind the troll and stupid Texas congresswoman has now come to the defensive Tiffany Henyard mayor of Dolton, Il pretty much disagreeing is saying that all accusations against the Chicago area mayor are false and based on

race. By all accounts there is little to differentiate from the corruption of Dolton,  Illinois mayor Tiffany Henyard and the likely corruption of this idiot from Texas known as Jasmine Crockbitch. Jasmine Crackhead somehow is able to afford numerous  Coach $15,000 purses and clearly this is a monster who has corrupted the system and enriching herself through her representation of the corrupt class in AmeriCCPa. The fact that Jasmine Crockett is a dumb troll would rush to the defense of this obviously fallen and soon to be arrested Dolton, Illinois mayor Tiffany Henyard shouldn't be any surprise. Both Jasmine Crockett and Tiffany Henyard are all about the Benjamins are made of the same mold of massive corruption within the black Democrat fold.  These two ratchets represent the same corrupt interests stealing from the government and being a source of vocal and dumb spam on the political sphere. 

     Eventually as the walls of justice closing on Tiffany Henyards corrupt Dolton, Il regime hopefully there will be investigation into the nefarious sources of funding for this stupid congresswoman from Texas known as Jasmine Crockett who would put Davy Crockett to ashamed sharing the name Jasmine Crockett is a troll and he clearly delusional unqualified and dilapidated brain of a woman who has absolutely no business in our Congress. I would not even trust this woman to be a cashier or manager for a Bucky's gas station let alone to be a major representative

in the state of Texas. This woman needs to be defeated and the people of Houston or ghetto Dallas or whoever/whatever voted for this loser should be ashamed of self and get this bitch out Jasmine Crockett will go down much like hero and potential lover Tiffany Henyard. One can only hope these women get out of our political system and get into the debacle and debauchery of female rap music and performance where they belong.

The Hodge Twins warn failed Chicago mayor Brandon Johnson that they are coming for him and they're going to get his black ass

 Max Bald

     Failed horrible Chicago mayor Brandon Johnson has done everything to help the migrants in done little for the black residents of Chicago. With this in mind numerous city hall meetings have been any dated with anguish black Chicagoans and Chicagoans of all colors blasting this idiot failed mayor of Chicago. Brandon Johnson. By all counts Brandon Johnson is a horrible and failed mayor who is working for the globalist and the illegals whether they be from Venezuela or Mexico. Failed jackass Brandon Johnson has been warned and not only from his constituency at city hall but online as well in various YouTube incredible hosts. such as a hot twins Earl and buck Hodge came on their channel and basically told fuck face Johnson and warned him that they are coming and they're going to Lynch his black ass. The Hodge twins are no fan of Brandon Johnson and call this guy a total complete idiot who is far worse than Lori Lightfoot and what he has done in one year has been an absolute train wreck. Right now residents and activists in the city of

Chicago are attempting to change the law where a sitting mayor can actually be recalled for the incompetency that they have done and many are hoping and predicting that a recall election that will get Brandon Jackson out of City Hall will be organized within a year. There is no way Chicago can afford 3 more years of this moron and The Hodge twins hope and support the recall of Brandon Johnson's warning Brandon that they are coming for him.

      The Hodges said what he's seeing at City Hall and the numerous angry citizens who make the track to humiliate and call out Brandon Johnson to his face as he stands there like the woke joke that is only the beginning. Brandon Johnson needs to do what is right and what he should do is actually step down and resign this week if he had any integrity and had any morality in him to admit that he's a complete and competent fool and that he cares more for illegal aliens than black

Chicagoans. One way or another Brandon Johnson they're going to come and get his ass as Hodge Twins say and they're going to get his ass out of City Hall. the Hodge twins even suggested that perhaps Brandon Johnson should be tired and feathered and if this was 100 years ago this likely could have been the end result of failed mayor Brandon Jackson.

The immaturity and shit trolling by Ben Meiselas of Midas Touch continues as he ignores Joe Biden's shit stain reports and just focuses on Donald Trump

Noel Parker

      A stupid propagandist and dipshit named Ben Meiselas run something with his corrupt far left media outlet called the Midas touch. Each and every video of the Midas touch is pure left-wing far left propaganda the Meiseles brothers scum bring on-lie to aid the Democrat party and provide a on-line source of lies, misinformation, and fake political diatribes. Ben Meiselas is a dude who fantasizes and thinks about the shit of Donald Trump responding to the tit and tat news reports of Benny Johnson Gregory Foreman and other conservatives. Ben

Meiselas was angered as news reports of Joe Biden pooping in his pants made reports the internet went viral on the internet a month ago. Ben decided to bring up and lie about Donald Trump falling asleep and farting in court and the far left continues to troll back and forth about whether Joe Biden or Donald Trump shits more and farts  in their pants providing a putrid smell. 

        The real question though is whether Kyle Kulinski and Ben Meiseles shit fuck each other and that they are so into it they somehow must continue to bring it up under far-left propaganda networks is there obsession and hate for Donald Trump now has regressed to the point where they can't stop thinking about whether he farts and shits in his pants like their beloved failed presidential Biden. Joe Biden is known to shit in his pants as according to sources

within his administration as his staff has to check his pants every 2 hours and make some diaper change two times a day. They are so disgusted by the smell and the shit stains that Joe Biden continues to drip from his arss as Joe Biden is old and unable to control and relax the muscles preventing sudden shifts and shits falling out more than once a day like a normal human being. In addition.... in addition the arrogant and

stubborn demented senile 92-year-old failed president insists on eating ice cream daily that is full of lactose and he appears to be lactose intolerant, and this has been known. Joe Biden needs his ass cleaned and underwear change often and despite these repeated charges of former members within his staff of the democratic party they propaganda is like Kyle Kolinski and Ben Meiselas along with the likes of the shit Adam Kinzinger bad former congressman from Illinois keep trying to spend it back to Trump Ben meiosis is obsessed and spreading rumors again that is Trump that is unable to hold us feces in his ass and he and Kyle Kulinski are willing to lie out of their ass for fail loser Joe Biden. Kyle Kulinski is a bleach blonde weirdo who doesn't like any criticism on his YouTube channel and he often reports whenever people confront him to put a charge where people are prevented for a day of responding commenting on YouTube to this dick head in his YouTube channel. 

     Likewise, Ben Meiselas and the other Meiselas dick heads lie and talk shit about Donald Trump shitting ignoring the fact that it is  really Joe Biden who is pooping in his pants and the right-wing could serve us have been having fun about this fact. This has upset Ben Meiselas as a left-wing lunatic Democrat chooses to ignore the Tit for Tat Tik Tok for Biden and Trump's shit in the blogosphere podcast world is weird and at the center of it is this idiot who runs the Midas touch propagandist YouTube channel. Ben Meiselas  is rumored this man shits in his pants despite him being younger than Biden and Trump and then he uses it as a pillow cover when he sleeps at night fantasizing and wet dreaming over Donald Trump's ass. Ben Meiselas is a radical dumb far-left lunatic and whether he and the bleach blonde pinball known as Kyle Kulinski actually fuck each other up their rectum is not known but highly probable.

More calls for Jerry Reinsdorff to sell the Chicago White Sox after unprecedented bad start and the White Sox are on path to be the worst team in Major League Baseball history

      Earl " Bam Bam" Cunningham

     The 2024 Chicago White Sox are among the worst team in baseball history and they are in path to break the record for most losses in the season. The failed South side Chicago baseball team has also been in the news for its record low attendance as people have been avoiding this ballpark primarily because of the losing culture that is the hallmark of the ownership of Jerry Reinstorff. Jerry is this very wealthy Rich Jew who is owned  the team for 30 years and has done very little in championships and winning this man also owns the Chicago Bulls. The greed of this wealthy plutocrat Jeri Reinsdorf  knows no bounds and new calls are being made for Mr Reinstorff to

resign and sell the team as he has effectively been one of the worst owners and professional sports history. Many people are chanting for the Chicago White Sox to be sold to a new owner who might turn things around that Jerry Seinfeld seems to be unable to accomplish. 

     The Chicago White Sox broke a record recently when they were shut out eight times in 20 games and this is never been done in major league history. The historic epic proportions of the failure of this year's team is it direct result of the failed ownership of Jerry Reinstorff this man has to get out of the city of Chicago and sell not only the Chicago White Sox but the Chicago Bulls as in effect he is preventing two sports organizations from obtaining their best and winning with his incompetency and horrible ownership. Why people are not chanting for him to sell the team as

loud as they can throughout the game I do not know and what it will take to get this wealthy plutocrat Jerry Seinfeld to no longer own the Chicago White Sox must be discussed. This man has been unable to achieve winning in his ownership tenure and attendance this year is going at a record low as people are tired of going see losing baseball. There is perhaps nothing more boring in life than losing baseball and this is what Chicago White Sox fans have been seeing for last 3

decades. likewise Jerry Rainstorm is not having much success with the Chicago Bulls as basically they will have a post season experience every year as a Chicago Bulls as long as Jerry Reinsdorff  as the owner will always be playing for the 9th or 10th playoff in playing game and one can rest assured that the Chicago Bulls will always be around 9th or 10th spot  if not worse in the standings of the National Basketball League thanks to the National Basketball Association letting in so many playoff teams. The loser Bulls of 2024 finished a miserable season 5 games Under .500 yet they were still able to play a postseason game which is nuts. Jerry Reinstorff is one of the worst

disgusting individuals in Chicago history in both business and sports and it should come to no surprise that this arrogant stubborn asshole would lead two sports organizations into such disarray mediocre and awful play. Reinsdorff does this only owns these two teams with little concern of the bad product he puts out and basically he's more interested in selling ads at the stadium and getting more product selling in his Stadium then have actually making a winner in Major League Baseball. Jerry Reinstorff is an old goat and he is not in the goats that this new generation is redefined the work he is a old failure and all aspects of his sports ownership and only because of Michael Jordan was he able to win six championships

The bald head of Mayor Eric Adams is confronted on the airplane by a Hamas fascist

       Jake " The Rabbit" Roberts

      Left and Wright celebrities and politicians are being confronted by the madness known of as Hamas Nazism 2024. The Hamas cult has cornered and attempted to humiliate New York mayor and bald head Eric Adams on an airplane in a disgusting and appalling video that has gone viral. Lord Eric Adams was mining his own bald business with his aids on an important trip to Miami where he danced and drank his  ass off perhaps even doing many lines of Coke as a stress-free vacation under the guise of Urban Leadership Conference or whatever. Eric Adams was

embarrassed and confronted as a Hamas fascist confronted him and filmed the bald head mayor of New York on his way back to the Big Apple from Orange Grove area of Miami. This person cursed out the undignified mayor of New York call him a mother fucker and other repulsive terms as apparently Eric Adams hasn't done enough for the Palestinian people in a conflict 100,000 miles away that do not involve Americans. We should not get involved and prevent Israel from

destroying these terrorists as Israel has been the staunchest Pro West American Allies of a Nation one could imagine. However, this is Joe Biden's America and under the Democratic party past rule of Barack Hussein Obama and Bill Clinton millions and millions of disgruntled and wicked Palestinians have been allowed into this country setting off the potential powder keg of terrorism that we now see in 2024 on our nation's campuses. 

       The extremism of the far left and they're crazed Palestinian Pro Hamas Pro terrorist cause is alarming and should be constantly surveilled and called out mayor Eric jams main factor to be doing this as he was confronted and embarrassed by a woman who is a pro Hamas terrorist and who likely supported the brutal action on October 7th that killed over 1800 innocent Jewish civilians. If mayor Mc Cheese Eric Adams had any manhood in him he would have pushed aside his security detail and punched this Hamas fascist in the face much like Alec Baldwin did just the other day when he was confronted in a coffee house. This is going to be the best way to confront the growing left-wing menace that is the Hamas terrorist movement and the United States and

around the Western world and sitting back and not doing nothing can be lead to disastrous results as we have seen in the past especially in Algeria in the early nineties. what had occurred back then in the Maghreb was actual Islamists insurrections took place such as the Algerian Civil War 1992 to 1995 that started out as innocent Islamist College rallies that eventually began an armed insurrection where mass killings and entire villages were wiped out in a brutal three year campaign of Muslim terror and war. 

King Charles Barkley humiliated by loss of show with Gayle King unable to score with her and he takes his frustration out on the real King Charles of England

 Leo Yost

      To say that elitist Big Mouth Charles Barkley considers himself a medium monarch of all types would be understated. The sports centric former baller who made his money chasing balls wearing costumes was giving a political and societal platform show with Oprah Winfrey's girlfriend Gayle King. Charles Barkley likely agreed to this absurd concept by CNN cuz he was hoping to score with Miss King and the anointed TV title King Charles was right up his alley as this man quite frankly thinks of himself as some special royalty again because he made his living

in Fame from wearing a costumes and chasing balls and being paid handsomely more so than real workers in the economy Charles Barkley also was paid real well and has been by ESPN and now CNN decided again on the bark head train however this train was quickly derailed Charles Barkley's program utterly failed in the ratings with his stupid talk and the embarrassing content that he provided even shamed the media accolade and talent of Gayle King. Charles Barkley is no king and is a pastor's prime

baller whose big mouth is alienated many people on ESPN and many consider him an overrated and obnoxious Sports commentator why CNN thought that this guy could move from Sports to other political topics is unknown, but King Charles and his CNN reigned have been dethroned. Charles Barkley has lost his show and he is taking his frustration on King Charles the 885-year-old failed King who's quickly aging in and     Charles Barkley would love to replace King Charles as king of England as Charles Barkley considers himself king of ESPN and the National Basketball Association and all expertise glorified loudmouth whose opinions are often insane whether it be sport or politics Charles

Barkley will no longer be a king of CNN and of this new concept show with Gayle King as he has lost this and he's taking his frustration on King Charles of England who he personally blames for the loss of the show. Charles Barkley would love to take the crown from him and indeed there's a large percentage of people in Great Britain and England who would prefer Charles Barkley as their King then the geriatric dribble brain unelected and detestable current monarchy that the

British still somehow in 2024 maintain in their legacy. It is amazing they still have a monarchy in England when all of other European countries have long rejected this form of governance.  Meanwhile in the United States the new royalty is both media and sports and this is the world that Charles Barkley transgressed as a top lieutenant and nobleman serving their causes as a extra cautious and supportive puppet. Charles Barkley thankfully will be relegated to ESPN to talk about the world that he knows which is men making lots of money wearing costumes while chasing balls

When will Howard Stern die and go away. Lunatic Joe Biden comes on lunatic Howard Stern Show provides pure propaganda for the upcoming election

 Rusty Stone

    I never thought I would see two dinosaurs actually interview each other, but the latest interview by Howard Stern of failed presidential Biden was utterly the most disgraceful thing I've ever seen. Howard Stern fills his XM Sirius airways which tremendous lies as a sick style communist for Joe Biden and the meeting of the deranged and lunatic minds occurred this past week.  The Bozo one came on Howard Stern Show and got one of the most

incredible softball interviews of all times as Howard Stern lied insistently on January 6th and about the 10,000 votes that Donald Trump was trying to find to overturn the election according to this diposhit failed shock jock Howard stern who grew up being raped by Black peers in his high school shower area of Roosevelt , New York. I think they have Howard Stern's picture still up in Roosevelt High School.

     As a result Howard Stern has been an abnormal misfit and asshole his entire life and has become now geriatric dribble shit brain. The despicable display of this wig wearing prick Howard Stern and see him interview another triple brain by pass.

candidate failed president Biden was utterly reprehensible the two dribble brainsi n provided comedic relief with the amount of bullshit that came out of Howard Stern and Joe Biden's face and the two disgusting old men Michael's hopefully if we're lucky be in a coffin by  this time  next year. Howard Stern is a jackass promoter of big Pharma and the covid vaccine and the fearmongering coward made mention of the vaccine and how great it was for Joe Biden. Howard Stern is a disgusting old geezer that few people under 60 actually care about and how this idiot is still broadcasting and doing so in such a politically partisan nature is utterly this might be the most ridiculous interview of all time as a stupid failed 90 something year old President. Joe Biden mumbled and looked dead as he talked to the wig wearing disgusting jackass known as Howard Stern. Ugly Stern doesn't know his own head from his ass and this man is ignorant and politics and obviously allowing himself to be used as his political palm and puppet is something this 40 million a dollar con man would be more than willing to allow himself be used.  However, one must wonder how effective is the ugly Howard Stern providing the Democratic Party and anything over $10 would be a complete waste of money and of Joe Biden's invaluable brain time that he has left.

      Howard Stern is a dick head and a half who most people have assumed is dead and his desperation to attach to the Trump deranged hate cult is further evidence of the man's unstable mental state. Joe Biden look like a cook goose and he knows that he is losing huge in this election and as he stared in Howard Stern's ugly old face one can see that Mr Biden was confused didn't know who Howard Stern was and why he was there. Many times Joe Biden cried about his fucking son who was an attorney general and left to join the Army but most likely if we had said before and blasted him in the comments Beau Biden was only attorney general because of the corruption and crime syndicate legacy of the Biden family. Beau Biden also likely left because he had some political heat and corruption and he joined the National Guard and without evidence Joe Biden keeps saying that Beau Biden died

from the burning of pits which is utterly stupid and a lie. If anything Beau Biden had brain damage and cancer from the three dozen or so vaccines they are required for soldiers and most likely many of these vaccines along with the rigorous training, moving body movements, and lack of sleep cause this harmful death of Joe Biden's failed and likely drug addicted son Beau Biden. Make no mistake Beau Biden will likely was no different than Hunter Biden and Joe Biden almost broke down in tears as he thought of his Army National Guard former Attorney General son and spoke to Howard Stern about his loss. Joe Biden lies of his ass as the pit fires have nothing to do with the death of failed president's son and more likely again it was the numerous shots that be crazed pharmaceutical and health industry forces upon soldiers serving overseas. Both Joe Biden and Howard Stern can go to hell

The Sears twins hammer Gordon Ramsay and the other fake news weird shit we see in society

      Denny Watson

    The Sears twins online where the latest sources to mock and make fun of Gordon Ramsay. The squatter situation in London where Mr Ramsey is losing tons of money through a high-end restaurant that he had planned on sale is being ridiculed and mocked all over the Internet. This is primarily because Gordon Ramsay has always been a far left lunatic supportive of crazed ideology of the left. The idea of the squatters would target an individual like him is hilarious and it is well deserving as Gordon Ramsay has been arrogant pompous prelude to the media through the years. 

Karma could be a bitch for an individual such as Mr Gordon and the Sears twins in PJ and JP Sears utterly destroyed and did a live stream recently.  This live stream lambasted Sir Gordon Ramsey and one of the Sears twins PJ got  drunk as a skunk and out of his ass drinking several hard craft beers and vodka throughout the livestream. The other Sears twins drink massive amounts of coffee, yet he did not was not affected in the same

way as his twin brother. Both of these twins continued to bash the corporate corrupt media and the gaslighting that they do in order to serve the interest of the far left media complex and activists. Gordon Ramsay is a victim of this extreme activism that we are seeing all over the West that is in part fueled And Gaslight by the media. 

      PJ Sears got so drunk as he drank hard beer and wine throughout this live stream and eventually he had to go after the 5 times to the bathroom and he never returned. JP Sears continue to mock Gordon Ramsay and wonder why Mr Ramsey has not come out more in the media to make comments and to condemn the domestic terrorist act of squatting. The Sears twins both agreed

however that this situation has embarrassed and humiliated the global chef who thinks he's the smartest man in every kitchen he enters. The number of times Gordon Ramsay has had to squat and get rid of his anger on custom-made toilet seats must have increased three times in the past 3 months according to the Sears twins. The Sears twins hope that more of Gordon Ramsay's restaurants are occupied by homeless and deranged leftists is this would be fitting in a kitchen nightmare for the sour puss aging globalist chef known as Gordon Ramsay

Chicago's rat hole is finally replaced as a city embarrassment

      Arnold Armstrong

     City crews went in and  removed the embarrassing Rat Hole that for many was a pilgrimage and a urban oddity to celebrate and share. However, city officials and neighbors were annoyed by this and eventually the removal of a rat hole in Chicago has made news angering many people who considered a impression of a rat or a squirrel in a sidewalk cement as a cultural heritage monument on par with the Bean. Construction crews removed this rat hole and paved a fresh slab

of cement over it making sure that no animal dropped into it this time. The removal of the rat hole has upset many lunatic liberals in Chicago who thought that this was a special impression and that somehow having a hole of a rat in the city sidewalk was an important event and historical marker for the city. Needless to say many people have said to crying over their beloved and dead

impression of a rat that was essentially a hole and might have just been handcrafted and fake like everything else in Chicago and the world today. The future of this rat thole will be in some hipster bar or small ugly museum and people can look and pay tribute to this slab of cent that has the impression of a huge 12 pound rat

      I have planned several times to actually grabbing a jackhammer in the middle of the night and ruining it just to make news and I suppose this removal now saves me the trouble and thought. The removal of the rat hole was one of the few things done things finally done right by the city of Chicago who have quickly moved after talking to the neighborhood to get rid of this eyesore. The  urban absurdity of the rat hole no longer exists and the pilgrimage tributes and leaving of gifts will be in the Dustbin of  Natural History