Leo Yost
Sports
No one cares for when the World Baseball League except for some crazy Caribbeans and Japanese people. With this in mind Japan takes these game so seriously as they usually have the top team in the World Baseball Classic led by Shinoe Ohtani who is a narcissist home run hitter and annoying overpaid individual who makes too much money chasing balls and wearing costumes. Shohei Ohtani and the Japanese team and people think their own shit don't smell and that they rule baseball in they're over celebratory following of Ohtani is just weird. Many of his games from the Dodgers are shown in Japan and they actually stop and stare for the minute or two that this fool is at bat and the amount of devotion and weirdness the foolish Japanese people show for Shopwboat Ohtani and their national baseball team it's just fucking bizarre.
It appears the Japanese people don't have any more and anything else to have pride in the watching a bunch of guys swing bets in pajamas and thus Ohtani and the Japanese won the last World Baseball Classic the Japanese people party like it was 1999 in the Shaybu District. The Japanese people are very disappointed though because Japan and their national team that they call "Samurai" and they along with
Ohtani were utterly devastated by team Venezuelan national team. The Japanese chaps were not able to hit any balls and were utterly out played by the Venezuelans and eliminating any any chance for Shoehi Ohtani time he would hit a home run in the World Baseball Classic finals. Shohei Ohtani did hit a home run in the first inning against Venezuela and transed around like the Jag Bag that he is which only served the anger and motivate the Venezuelan baseball team to play hard for the entire game .
This was something that Japanese cannot do is they only had three hits after the fifth inning and to see Team Japan lose was elderly Japanese awesome even if you're not a baseball fan or interested in something as silly as a World Baseball Classic. Baseball is a boring sport that most people do not follow and it's a made up of these generational Elites and their sons restart the cycle and the same people same families playing the same game and given the huge corporate subsidies by the corporate class too have a Summer Event that is large and they can be seen and click and klouts with a large crowd. This essentially is what baseball serves as half the people there are there to spread themselves in their own
personal brand as the main character disease continues and they want to post on Instagram and Tik Tok and elsewhere that they were at the ball game. I can't see any other reason that baseball even exists half the people are not even paying attention and this sport is so dead ass...dead ass boring. It is dead ass as many of these streamers would say baseball's been long overtaken by basketball and and American football and even soccer is way more important and and popular and this pathetic World Baseball Classic is an attempt to try to turn this tide and to play up to the pride that the Japanese people and their money is able to present.




















































