Introducing JB Today's brain goes into insane territory as he claims he is talking to his pet octopus

 Brian Brain

 find The Tick Tock and YouTube world there's this guy names John "JB" Roney who has like 500 octopuses in his sprawling mansion in the Hollywood hills. Tick Tocker JB Today channel Octopuses that he has names that even he gets confused which octopus and Octopus and he releases so many videos of him playing with his wetn'wild  and icky slimy octopuses that is becoming internet sensation. JB though is a strange dude who lives in a bubble without other humans and this man is in the self-isolation on planet Octopus where he and his octopuses live free from humanity and other creatures aside from the crabs which he feeds them. The self-isolation of JB Roney Today and his obsession with his 200 or so octopuses can be seen to do his various outlets and now JB Today his brain has been so damaged in thoughts that he is now making outrageous new claims. Brian-dead JB Today and his brain claims to be in mental communication with each and every octopus and the ability of JB to bullshit his way and speak about communicating directly through the brains with with his pet octopuses is utterly strange. 

            We love the Octopus animal but would never even if could afford have 200 tanks with 300 octopuses and claim to be in talk of each and everyone though JB Today's brainworld it is all about octopuses and today he is talking to them each and every day and this is the new claims that he has been doing recently on his award-winning Tick Tock Channel. JB Roney is octopus brained is insane in the membrane as Cyprus Hill singer Jose Juarez would rap about with an octopus brain and theme in life and one has to love him just for that. This man has rejected humanity his rejected dogs he's rejected cats and in his world today JB Today is obsessed with an octopus that he is hoping and is even talking that he wants to become one with. Whether Mister Today can eventually transform into an Octopus remains a mystery but we will be watching each and every video this incredible man and his thousands of octopus pussies pets that he talks to and shows his award-wing Tik-Tok Channel

Moon Henry says the aliens are here long confirming Nathan Stolpleman and his cat Doshi' and our predictions

Neil Knight

         The incredible tick tocker conspiracy theorists and bullshit artist is a dude named Moon Henry.Moon Henry is a man who is determined to lie out of his ass and to get his picture up all over the Internet is this habitual lying jackass knows no bounds and continues to be a royal horse's pain in the ass .Henry talks and  loves spreading misinformation as the moon one now is claiming that there are aliens and he's confirming the belief and long ago prediction of fellow podcaster and YouTuber Nathan stoplman who along with his cat in the background constantly talked about the coming of the aliens and how it was going to shock the world prior to an election. we would inundate his comment sections with our own predictions at the aliens will come as rock stars much like the British Invasion in the early 60's and the incredible Cantina Star Wars type music that they would be able to provide will rock the world and make them hypnotized to the demands and evil that these aliens likely will be bringing with them from the Planet X. 

      We cannot find Nathan stolperman as this man has been in a lifelong depression following the death of his beautiful Siamese cat Doshi and from time to time. Nathan Stopleman will indeed put out a video under major paywalls as this guy along with the likes of Moon Henry continue to push the idea and peddle the aliens are on their way to planet Earth with bad intentions. In fact, many incredible podcasters and internet hosts are collaborating with a likes of Moon Henry who say that aliens have already met with government officials. Many of these new YouTubers joining the alien bandwagon are making claims of government cover-ups and documents that need to be put out, but according to Moon Henry these aliens are already in our government and meeting precisely giving strategical decisions on resources and important economic goals in the future. 

     Whether this is true and we actually get to see and meet the aliens and Mr Henry claims are indeed in the world's governments remains to be seen. What is seen is king Moon Henry will continue to put out bullshit videos about Bigfoot and Aliens and never have to answer to any of the consequences as months later people are wondering what is happening and why is there no update to the horsebull that he is feeling out over and over again for years and years not only Tik Tok, Instagram, YouTube whatever there's a platform There's a Moon Henry putting out weird information of cryptozoology and extraterrestrial nonsense. Basically in our world though people like Moon Henry say and will continue to say over and over again are talking out of their asshole and not with any common sense, facts, or any evidence to their weird claims. Moon Henry is a jackass and a half who should go either to hell or Mars

Dipshit Jimmy Dork trolls again with loser colonel Douglass Mcgregor on show

Trevor Travis 

                      Chicago's very own and dipshit to brain Jimmy Dore continues to make it horses royal's ass of himself on YouTube. The unfunny and regressed podcaster once used to be a informative and humorous outlet on the internet in a fake talk show form was one of the early pioneers of this format that has taken off. Unfortunately, Jimmy Dore has been broken his brain as it is busted and his ass is fucked by his co-host Kurt Metzger. Jimmy Dore been broken by the Hamas situation and the amount of money that this man gets from Qatar might not even be that less than what Tucker Qatarlson is getting. Jimmy Dore is filled with hate for the United States in the US military he cannot stop having these weird and dumb propagandists such as Colonel Douglas McGregor --who is a batshit crazy maniac retired and current anti-American speaker on the anti-American hate military speaking circuit.

       Colonel Douglas McGregor says so much bullshit one can I even keep track and this man much like Jimmy's other guests is committed helping the Islamic fascists in Iran and he is angered and we have a president in Donald Trump that has pre-medicated and prevented probably a 9/11 style attack that Iran hoping and planning for a long time. The United States quite literally is wrecking the shit out of the Mullahs administration in their military hardware and this angers this former US military member Douglas MacGregor who is an insane fascist and a committed Marxist who and often appears on Marxist programs

such as Jimmy Dore throughout this country and on the internet. Douglas McGregor is a failed colonel in the US military who has absolutely no integrity and the amount of hate this man has for the own country that he served through all these years knows no bounds. 

    One can just watch a history of Douglas McGregor speaking to see this man is committed for America's enemies and likely he is on their payroll getting a very lucrative financial kickback. Jimmy Door and his other disdain for the US military in our country aiding the brutal and tyrannical enemies in the US faces in this dangerous world is utterly reckless and this man should be removed from the YouTube internet platform as he does nothing but propagandize for our enemies together with this rotten Colonel Douglas McGregor. Both of these eackasses are trying to help an aid in any way possible he can our enemies in Iran and these two scoundrels need to be highly condemned and attacked viciously for this aiding and planning with the enemy through their podcast forms in interviews

Sam Sianis is dead

Chuck " Cheese puff Goodwin

                  The owner of the venerable Billy Goat Tavern is dead. This long time Chicago greasy burger dump has been always over-hyped as a part of the city and a very important institution despite the fact that it is a very bad restaurant and that many restaurants like it in the past have already bitten the dust as Queen would say. For some reason, Sam Sianis continued to find funding and to keep his little grease hole shit hole restaurant open in the heart of very expensive area in downtown Chicago. This is despite the fact that the place was small, rundown, and not very impressive yet it always promoted for all the tourists. The promotion of this helping it stay open and was always promoted by the local media as an important destination for people visiting the city. 

      Sam Sianis was this old Greek guy who put a curse on the Cubs and prevented them from having any success when he was a kid having been banned by the sporting Organization for trying to bring a dirty goat into a Cubs game. It is amazing and many people put attribute to this man's curse against the Cubs that went almost some seven decades later would not return to the World Series that Sianis put on them as a young man amazing thing is when I went to this place one time it was the worst burger and food that I have back over the years. I cannot believe how this place got to hype that you didn't by the local press and just people in general my grandfather and father had restaurants that were better than this and had better food is similar and indeed the demise of Billy Goat should be a reminder. This should be a reminder at how many other restaurants such as his were put out business through the years by the global food invasion where now we get these very expensive and bad Mediterranean and sushi restaurants in many urban areas.

     The future of Billy Goat Tavern remains in Downtown Chicago as indeed this may be the end of the Chicago Classic institution that along with the ghetto Wiener Circle continues to this day to get in immense press and coverage of it being an important place which neither of them are and this promotion continues to come from the dumb Generation Z and millennial Lego generations. This  Tavern is a ghetto and shitty small bar and bad restaurant that perhaps now that the owner is finally died that this place can go away and be replaced likely from a small sushi place or whatever for the global order when they walk and make their little steps over downtown Chicago. The Billy Goat Tavern is a byproduct of a different era and we have long wanted to live just to see this place go away and indeed the biggest number one way to get this accomplished was indeed for this owner to eventually drop dead as he was like in his mid-90s and kept cooking these pink slime hamburgers would go thinking that the Billy Goat Tavern was anything more special than a White Castle and they had to be experienced while in downtown Chicago. No more pink slime nasty hamburgers frozen hamburgers for you Sam Sianis is dead at the age of 91

Ted Turner and the New World Order...Ted Turner is dead

 

Jacob Genevese

We have the very sad news to report that Ted Turner has died. Ted Turner has been suffering from for a very long time and the billionaire executive network owner of CNN propaganda Channel has long been a shell of his former self through lewy body dementia. Before Ted Turner started a major global news organization unfortunately this organization has become a nightmare of propaganda and a talking piece

for the Democrat Party. Ted Turner likely will be rolling in his grave that something that he created his turn out to be what the modern-day CNN and CCP network has become. Likewise, Ted Turner actually tried to destroy Vince McMahon which would have been great as Vince McMahon is a horrible billionaire who has a special place in hell for him. 

    Ted Turner and his wrestling ventures is one of much interest to me is this man put a bunch of money in trying to compete with the World Wrestling Entertainment and to establish himself and his own wrestling organization at the top. Mr Turner was well aware of the New World Organization in order that is these business conglomerates who want to control the world with their power and he made this essential theme of his wrestling organization with use of Hulk Hogan as the top leader of the incredible New World Order. Ted Turner was trying to warn the rest of the world that there is a new world order of

tyrants and mad men who act and do business very much has the World Wrestling federations Vincent K McMahon was able to do a number of years destroying some small business mom and pop wrestling businesses and Wrecking the territorial agreement that was long established and brought prosperity to all regions and their owners. 

many of these wrestling organization that were regional were destroyed by this fuken leech Mr McMahon who used globalsits to dominate and shake up the industry and put it on its current and shit path that we see it now. Vince McMahon is a typical of many treasonous American Business people and indeed his World Wrestling Entertainment was finally taken away from him by TKO Productions and as a globalist organization itself and even larger monster than what Mcmahon had created. Its good to see in mcmahons  miserable life it is good to see that he know he and his family no longer have control of what he

basically owned and became famous for destroying other people's lives and businesses. Ted Turner wanted revenge for these people and indeed he was close almost putting Vincent Kate McMahon in his business out of order with a New World Order of wrestling and this would have been awesome, yet  somehow Vince McMahon was able to prevail with the luck of some wrestlers up and coming and who would become superstars. Ted Turner warned Vince McMahon and eventually joined the wrestling business  seeking revenge for what McMahon had done to other wrestling business owners was utterly amazing and a sad reality that did not prove and was fulfilled

Matt Morse calls for the institutionalization for psychotic Hakeem Jefferies

 Archie Bannister

The Democrat fascist New York congressman and weirdo known as Hakeem Jeffries is out of control lately Hakim Jeffries is making all these crazy press conferences as this man has lost his rocker angered that the Supreme Court of Virginia has knocked down his power grab and that of Angela Spanberger governor of Virginia in order to give the Democrats 10 if not all of the congressional seats in the state of Virginia. This is despite that Virginia has voters who voted consistently 48 to 50% in presidential elections and this wild power grab is he direct result of this man man known as Hakeem Jeffries. Mr Jeffries as his son the black supremacist who are radical black Muslims and the amount of hate that is in this man's insane brain cannot be understated as the son of Leonard Jefferies. 

      With this Matt Morse and other conservatives have been calling for Hakeem Jeffries to be institutionalized at the New York Bellevue Hospital and Mr Jeffries is making absolutely no sense. We need the 25th Amendment to be initiated not only for the presidency but for senators and Congressional members and clearly when one sees Mr Jeffries Matt Morse has suggested that this guy has lost his senses

and he is a fucking retard. Make no mistake, Hakeem Jeffries the face of epitome of this woke movement racism/fascism and evil and he is the epitome of evil as this dickwad continues to try to buy this country with his misinformative rhetoric and hate that he is able to spew as a sitting and disgusting US Congressman. 

      Hakeem Jeffries is disgusting as the popular YouTuber from black and white sports John Matrixx would say and this man not only should be removed from Congress he needs to be put in the hospital until he can get the professional and mental help he needs with white jackets to cover his arms so he cannot

harm himself or others. We are calling for the institutionalization of Hakeem Jeffries as in the past month this man is clearly showed he is unfit and uniquely unqualified to be a congressman in the United States political system. Jefferies is deranged in his fucking brain and in addition in addition he is full of racist and long-taught by his nasty daddy Mr Jeffrey Leonard or Jeffries

Baljeet arrested ????

 Ramsey Cook

Have a sad news to report that the incredible pranker Baljeet has been arrested. A crazed and African-born security guard went ballistic as Baljeet along with the My House Is Dirty member Dirty went into a gas station and we're screwing around and pranking asses. One of them happened to be a security guard who was obviously with his accent born in Africa and this man went ape shit when he was mocked ruthlessly by the Baljeet one who is played by Christian Caniff who was a Mexican pranker portraying a cocky Indian. The crazed security guard from African descent eventually locked them in and Baljeet was handcuffed by Dirty himself as they waited for the police after a chaotic situation. This insane security guard actually pulled out this gun and pointed it Baljeet has never been closer to death as he was at this moment and the fact that we have security guards who are not trained to be this trigger happy and filled with lunacy should scare the shit out of many people.

         Baljeet was handcuffed and eventually let go as Dirty and Baljeet left the police know the situation that this insane security guard went bananas and was out of his brain his whole situation was caught in yet another YouTube video of this incredible My House Is Dirty team  have some 15,000 videos that these guys seem to be pranking and producing 15 videos a day and it's wholely amazing the amount of work and production that Baljeet and the My House Is Dirty production team does wherever I go on Tick Tock I see these motherfuckers. This was yet another incredible and awesome banger video that we love to see and indeed will further promote our favorite prank team the modern day three stooges of my house is dirty and their Indian friend Baljeet

LeBron James humiliated as lakers go down in four games against Oklahoma Thunder and his future in doubt

David Berkson

 

          This will be another season where King LeBron James will not have an NBA title ring.  Many people are still debating the goats whether it's between him and Michael Jordan. LeBron James was actually an old school goat as he and his team play like shit during a four-game sweep by the Oklahoma Thunder. LeBron James was indeed the goat of the series is this man made numerous mistakes and played with no hustle ,bustle,  an intensity it seemingly resigned to the fact that his team was going to get their ass kicked. The truth be told being a goat used to mean that you screwed up for the team and were a bad player, but this new Z stupid generation keeps talking about the greatest of all time with their snarky change and acronym thinking they are so smart. 

      Whoever the greatest of all time is she not even be discussed but what can be discussed as a LeBron James has gone through another season without a ring and in this series he put the true meaning in the old sports term goat. LeBron James was not the greatest of all time at this series indeed he was the goat and he was utterly humiliated along with his teammates who were fellow goats and indeed the Los Angeles Lakers should have been renamed the Los Angeles Goats for this series against the Oklahoma Thunder. This was perhaps one of the most predictable series and how people have not made for fortune sports betting on this series remains a mystery as it was clearly from the first minutes the Los Angeles Goats were not going to compete much against them Oklahoma Thunder. The thunder seem to be determined and will likely be the NBA Championship the only question is whether the Oklahoma Thunder will even lose a game in the playoffs. 

    They are so dominating and this is what exactly they did to King LeBron James as his cruddy and undeserving stupid son sat on a bench for most of the series useless to the bone and neurotic no doubt about it as Billy Joel Armstrong would say. The Los Angeles goat Lakers deserved this humiliating sweep as this is the same jackass LeBron James who told the organization that they must have brownie chains on the roster with him and while the team played good throughout the season primarily in the backs of other teammates and Luca Donic who was not available injured for this series. The Laker goats absolutely went down in a humiliating and pathetic manner there would be no ring or talk of him being the greater than Michael Jordan for a while and this may be indeed the end for King James. Lebron is seriously considering seeking retirement and perhaps he has another lucrative career he can bring his son into the sports broadcasting career and Mr James can and his son can be the first father and son broadcasters on a major Network for the NBA talking Sports and halftime pregame or whatever.

Joel Hansen eats and burps his way to lasagna immortality

        Ahmed Abdul

               Despite having this fucking face paralysis from the amount of chewing this man has done in his life Joel hjansem continues to do banger videos. Mr Hansen was in where he did a video of a two tray lasagna food contest and despite the decaying conditions of his fuck-face and face cancer Mr Hansen was able to slowly finish off two of these huge trays of lasagna and eight pieces of bread. The incredible talent of Joel to overeat and demonstrate this in his award-winning YouTube channels cannot

be understated and indeed this man is one of the biggest food challenge winners out there. This man barely loses a Food Channel despite the muscle paralysis of his face muscles from a life of constantly chewing and making weird faces as this weird YouTuber Joel Austin does often.

      Mr Hansen is one of the big three of we love to follow with along with Beard Meets Food and notorious B.o.B these guys can eat a massive amount of food in one week almost more so that the entire nation more than the entire nation that of Niger eats in a whole month.  Hansen though struggled a bit towards the end but he was able to get the last bits of lasagna with the aid of soda and burping endlessly 

for the camera and the crowd that was watching over him. The owner seems shocked and Paul not only by Joe Hansen's disgusting burping that he thinks is funny being an immature ass clown, but that Joel hansen actually finished his food challenge and he had to dish out the prize award which was like $500 or something. 

     Joe Hanson's burping and belching throughout this video provided comic relief for many of the viewers of this as indeed this man eats so much food that he paralyzes his own fucking body often crushing his gut many times having to stand up and shake his ass to get the food down into a fecal state. Mr Hanson's biggest fear is one day he's going to quite literally start shooting his pants not realizing it as he does one of these food challenges and he is often made his prediction that has not come true as of yet

unfortunately.  There does not seem to be a food challenge done by a business that a Joel Hansen cannot accomplish and I think in all the time watching this guy's videos he may have lost only one or two food challenges. Joel Hansen's crushed and farting gut is amazing as Jesse Lee Peterson would say.

Benny Johnson calls for the court martial and arrest of bald head Mark Kelly

 Kevin Rooster

Benny " Da Boy" Johnson and many other conservatives are calling for the arrest court-martial and resignation of Mark Kelly. Once again Mr Kelly came on came on mainstream media and gave classified information about the lowing lowering stockpile of US military inventory. Once again this weird bald head Arizona US senator seems to be trying to work as a plant for foreign sources and foreign enemies of America. With this, the  blabbermouth chrome dome and his willingness to release vital and secretive information is criminal and this sleazebag should be prosecuted for such crimes. 

     There is perhaps no worse individual in our us senate and this space cadet bald head as My House Is Dirty would say. Mark Kelly is a bald head nasty creature who despite his open and willing treasonous is often mentioned as a president or vice president candidate which is ridiculous.  Now potentially this jackass needs to be removed from politics and many are calling for his complete removal from

Congress. Buddy Johnson and other podcasters  have accused him of treason as indeed Mark Kelly is a treasonous motherfucker trying to spread dissension within our military when he knew that our country was on the verge of a major war in conflict with the Islamic Republic of Iran.

       Mr Kelly and his weird antics continue to go about undated and now finally there are work to court-martial and remove this man from any retirement benefits of his long military service. Mark Kelly is indeed a deranged and delusional dipshit whose presence in our political system presents a existential threat with his opening willing ability to give vital information to America's enemies. This man needs to be court-martialed and eventually prosecuted for the vital and important information that he has been providing us enemies overseas.

David Bet Patrick purchases a robot and warns his staff to start being more productive or else

Phillip Epps

 Value Chainments founder Patrick David Bet is getting into robots. The Valuetainment owner and talk podcaster brought about the first of what will be many robots that will eventually replace his staff in his Miami studio and offices as David Patrick's purchased one of these Chinese walking robots. He is already put it to incredible

work around the studio doing three times the amount of work of his average staff producer remember well all them think that it is cute and are doing these little Tick Tock videos with David Beth Patrick on Tik Tok and Instagram the truth is he is slowly going to replace and have a

robot Seven Nation Army within his studios. Patrick David wants to go cheap and he's tired of having these people and his co-hosts work around and do very little in the studio of his network that he's trying to pump up with his massive amount of fortune and hidden gold in the Miami Mounds. Bet is tired of walking past the offices and seeing his staff party and fuck around and he has often thought to himself they are going to find out.

      Patrick David plants on many more robots and indeed if you are a worker in value payments behind the scenes on the computer screen you are definitely going to be replaced I don't know about the four co-hosts from Vinny Scorpio to Adam Sosick and that boring dude,  but it appears that they all might be

safe for now and have job security for another 5 years. However, Patrick David Bet was so impressed by this robot he could envision his entire podcast and Media company being run by robots in the very near future. Patrick David wants robots to do more than serve coffee and tea and he thinks inside each and

every Chinese 700K robot is a impressible personality just waiting to come out and he envisions a day where robots will be such a beloved family member and obsessed item for the super wealthy like him that they will rival classic cars and the enthusiasm showed for old cars or luxury automobiles like Lamborghinis and Masseratis.

Chris Hayes presses Chris Murphy

Mitch Welch

 One of the surprises of the week was MSNBC now propaganda in homosexual Chris Hayes pressing on the ridiculous senator from Connecticut. Chris Murphy is one of the stupidest individuals we've ever seen in our political system and this lying jackass cannot stop his natural talent of being a dishonest and bad human being. Chris Murphy is a piece of shit and often this is demonstrated by viewing his various media appearances that go unchallenged whether it be at CNN or MSNBC. This jackass never goes on Fox News because he knows he will be challenged and pressed, but this is exactly what happened to him this past week.

     Chris Murphy was shocked and appalled as one of his natural typical stupid lies that Iran is two to three times stronger before the start of the war. This exasperated Chris Hayes interrupted the usual propaganda  Mr Murphy feel always entitled at being always privileged  member of the US Senate and

he was shocked that Chris Hayes interrupted him. Mr Hayes doubted the statements that Iran is two to three times stronger as again. This is an obvious and typical lie of Chris Murphy where he does his favorite thing of talking out of his ass. 

     Chris Hayes pressed the Connecticut senator back for this insane comment and it was great to see and indeed perhaps the media is wising up and standing up to these weird Democrat bullies who for years have been able to come under media and say whatever they want.  Perhaps one of the biggest liars of

this tactic has to be the Connecticut senator who again is a very unpopular and disliked member of our political system and always looks like a fool whenever he appears on Democrat Party media spilling his nonsense. good to see finally one of these media companies and hosts question the validity of the Horsesshit shoe horning of Mr Murphy that often comes out of this assholes mouth

Sean Hannity nervous as he goes to China with Trump

 Ed West

From Naperville

Long time Fox News host and talk radio host Sean Hannity is getting perplexing concern. He has been getting many calls warning him not to go to China with Donald Trump in the coming days as many of his long-time and devoted fans say they have a premonition that something bad going to happen and that he will not be coming back. Mr Hannity came very nervous and has addressed these concerns of either

people predicting his death or trolling him.  The amount of death threats and death predictions that Sean Hannity has been receiving throughout his career has been utterly incredible. 

     Despite these death threats and predictions Sean Hannity will continue to go to China and he will be part of the Trump team aiding and receiving news information to his large audience in the various formats that he performs. Sean Hannity is very excited to go to China and see Trump perform against his

Orange face dictator in China known as drinking tea Jinping Xi it was long been a scorn on the side of the American economy other destructive forms internally-- with the funding of left wing into French protest style insurrection. Sean Hannity will be not deterred by these crazy people who think somehow

he's going to die for going with Trump to China and he's looking very forward to coming back and surviving and continuing his very long career in media and in the radio world that has surprised even the likes of Rush Limbaugh. Sean Hannity is no chicken shit and he's going to ignore these callers who've been flooding his talk radio line warning and giving him premonitions that he indeed will die on this trip in China