Thomas Assbrook
Continuing the David Portnoy tradition of Pizza reviews the dog obsessed Barstool Sports maniac was once again in the Chicago land area going and getting free pizza at various pizza restaurants throughout the city and Suburban area. Dave Portnoy is doing a fake pizza and dog shit charity selling some pink hoodie and the pizza eating neurotic and eccentric multi-millionaire sports scammer is a walking environmental disaster. The number of times this guy flies in a jet and a carbon footprint of this jackass Dave Portnoy is shameful and how and what this guy does and why he's famous still is remains a mystery. Dave Porno is now regressed to some jackass who keeps showing his ugly dog and all this guy does is eat pizza and smell his dog's dogshit anus, Dave Port really does not seem to be much associated and does much with the Barstool Sports website that he found it somehow this pizza eating day.
Portnoy we are to believe is a deserving a multi-millionaire and aside from eating pizza on YouTube and Tick Tock it is a mystery what Dave Portnoise actually does this man is anoutlet for the pizza industry in addition to the sports gambling industry. The media monarchs wish to promote unfortunately for the public I can't say that there are many fans aside from eating pizza many people don't even know what this guy is or does. none of Dave Portnoy's Pizza eating skills or sports analysis is of any interest few people care of the politics the Portnoy Noise promotes and speaks. All this guy does is stuff pizza and talk about his ugly dog and Portnoy comes around the
various cities abusing the air travel and environment along the way. There was talk in Europe of enforcing a new travel law where people cannot travel more than three times in a year and this is something that should come here as scum like Mr Porno a travels 500 times a year and these frequent flyers are indeed what is bad with capitalism and the abuses of these flying addicted celebrity class and other executives who prefer to live in the air than in the ground. Mr Portnoy eats alot of pizza in his usual pieces on-line stuffing his fuck face with sausage, dough boy, cheese, and pizza sauce and then he left Chicago which is a good thing as in no way this this blogger wants to run into the silly jackass and confront him for the scam artist that he is. Make no mistake this pizza addict is a walking actual Pillsbury man and Dave Portnoy can take a Sal's pizza slice and shove it up his ass.
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