Ugly woman named Hobbes insults Calvin and Hobbes legacy

Arnold Buckley
  Katzen Hobbes has had the dream of becoming a tiger through her childhood not much unlike Calvin from the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes. She has spent hundreds of thousands in tattoos and other shit to make this transformation much like our American Indian writer Cougar Face. She was recently highlighted in some news sources in her bizarre attempts to transform her human consciousness and become a natural predator much like the fantasies that were often illustrated brilliantly by Bill Waterson in Calvin and Hobbes.
This woman says she always wanted to be covered in stripes and somehow thinks that ugly dark tattoo strips contain the same visual beauty as wild fur of tigers. this is a woman that has marbles loose in the cortex portions of her brains and a lobotomy  would of been  or more wise financial decision instead of hundreds of tattoos. In fact, this crazy bitch even likely renamed herself after Hobbes  from this beloved comic strip classic. This ugly bitch though will never be as loved and people will turn away in terror to how she looks. People are just totally nuts and this women's bizarre obsessions clearly show what a nut she is but this ability to spend money and transform oneself is not as rare as people may think.
The amount of money people are able to waste these days on stupidity like Ms Hobbes covering herself up with stripes is an example of the insanity of people with money and what they will spend. No poor women wold have the ability to spend money and this woman being encouraged by her mother to do this to her body is utterly pathetic. This woman actually had whiskers implanted into her ugly mug but had them taken out as it cleared her vision while stalking the grasses of Ohio. Somewhere Bill Waterson read this story this week and shook his head once maybe twice.

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