Terry Blue
In September, 2011, Christy Spitzer and her dog got into the cab of Mohammed Dahbi. They then went to pick up Spitzer’s girlfriend, Kassie Thornton. Mohammed Dahbi is a dweeb and had been in the country a few years likely illegally, and couldn't believe what he saw un the urban centers of New York City that was so unlike his native country. So many young women ignored the catcall of immigrant males lke himself and instead chose to be with and date other women. Mohammed cursed these bitches under his breath many times in his many opportunities to see them parting and socializing on the weekends while schmoes like himself made a meager income as a cab driver.
Mohammed would often Skype his displeasures and his frustration with these lesbians to his family and friends back in the Backistan or whatever country he came from where it is legal to stone women who preferred other women.
One day two gorgeous girls came into the cab for a night to celebrate their anniversary and started snuggling and kissing in the back. For a guy who comes from a culture where males think they are naturally macho yet most never kiss a girl in a traditional way until in their forties the sight of these two American females choosing to dig each other instead of a backistan guy like him was too much for his ego. He ordered them out of his cab and then used every expletive one could think of in the Punjabi or Arabic language. The girls took his ass to court reminding hi he was not in loserstan where dominating and intimidating females is not on the law books and he has just been ordered to
further suffer indignities and pay these two girls a sum of fifteen thousand. Mohammed will be toiling some extra hours in his Yellow cab car and one only can hope that he avoids picking up lesbians in the future.
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