Nick Dumbjilio
Jake Gyllenhaal's new movie about a white boxer in a incredibly dominated black and brown sport is more delusion from Hollywood of reality. The neighborhood that this character is suppose to come from is filled with yuppies as the last working class families left this Brooklyn neighborhood in the early nineties. This movie is perhaps the dumbest thing to come out this summer and today I decided to review this movie called "Southpaw". All you need to know there is nothing real about this movie and why Hollywood can't seem to do a movie on actors who actually resemble modern day boxer is pretty indecipherable. This movie is pretty dull and the boxing fight scenes are outrageously dumb as is the storyline of this movie and it pretty much reminds me of that silliness in the seventies and eighties where Sylvester Stallone played a boxing character. TThe close up boxing bloodiness and mess of boxing has been praised by bought critics in papers and the web who actually serve to promote movies than actually critique garbage such as this disgraceful excuse of something called a movie. This movie is about as entertaining as watching NASCAR lap practices and all this sorry excuse and waste of a film does is continues to give the rolly polly Forest Whitaker and easy living. How the hell this ugly fat fuck keeps getting gigs I will never know and in this movie he plays the characters boxing coach. This movie is so bad I think I would rather sit through a Rocky 7,8,or 9 than to watch the boxing and plotlines of this crap that hopefully audiences will not eat up and make money for because the last thing Hollywood needs is sequels of Southpaws to come out every summer. A movie like this gives youth the fantasy of someone making it big and fighting the odds by kicking the shit out of someone in name of sport. This sport is oly able to survive from the insane money monopolistic media and corporate money thro into it in hopes for it drawing much attention to an event for the rich and advertising tycoons to exploit the public much like bread and circus.
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