The Skokie Okie Fester can't find his fucking keys

Bradley Handley
   The Skokie okie couldn't  find his hat. In another never ending of stories on library whackos and losers we focus on Fester Walberger aka the Skokie Okie. This old man walks around the Skokie,Il library looking very displeased and in a hurry. he will grab a book or newspaper and sit down for a few minutes and then move somewhere else with another reading material close at hand. This guy never wants to be in the same place twice
 I saw him the other day after a few months absence and he was right at it again hopping and jopping everywhere. he took a table near me and seemed confused maybe sensing I was videoing his stupid ass. The guy got up for a few minutes and was looking for something furiously though his jacket and bags. It is old clowns like this to as why the suburbs suck and young people try to get out as quickly as they can and perhaps this explains why many suburbs like Skokie and des Plaines are so Indian and Mexican brown. Only immigrants seem to want to be around their family members. This old geek is a joke and adds nothing to the economy and increasing the Western word and suburbia is filled with guys like this living off the governments and pensions in their unsustainable tract homes and using the last of their savings to buy these old classic cars. when I see a guy like fester still living a life of luxury in the suburbs while young people wait tables and tend bar I know there is something wrong with the economies and the system survives so Fester can get around in an automobile at a late age.
 The Skokie Okie library loiter fester is a fucking joke.

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