Elena Delle Donne wants nets lowered so female basketball is less boring

Guy Baldwin
   Women athletes are scowling these days angry that they don't get the same jackpot lottery winning salaries that male athletes are rewarded by a corrupt corporate system in the West. Chicago baller Elena Delle Donne even went as far as to suggest that the WNBA lower the nets and rims for female basketball players so they can dunk and slam jam making some excitement for the game. The Chicago Sky forward thinks that this would translate to bigger paychecks and that she could earn four or five times more than an emergency first responder police or fire worker. Elena Donne deserves this I mean handbags are expensive and she is a athlete needing a high pay check to represent the organization. An expensive wardrobe is so crucial for these athletes as they represent more than themselves. These people represent the city and the team. Shit if it was up to me I lower those fucking nets to four feet and have these sassy bitches bump their heads. The average salary I the subsidized WNBA is over a hundred grand for these ladies and their game in which , as Elena points out, doesn't draw much excitement anywhere except for their egos and usually their corporate fathers. Your average female soccer player and basketball player is not from some poverty stricken neighborhood my friends. male athletes are way over-paid and it is hilarious that female athletes somehow think they are deserving of similar contracts because they are their genders version of these male athletes who are only over-paid through a corporate Ponzi scheme structure to divert companies funds and resources away from the working class. Plain and simple. if this woman wants the salary of a Kobe Bryant she needs to step up her game and earn her way into the NBA from the WNBA. this woman will never draw any excitement for her play on the court and her popularity with the dweebs is purely sexual fro the loser nerds wishing for a freak of a woman and some odd unique meat.

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