Now you can get soda from pop tarts

Armando Arturo
   Pop Tarts is a awful sugar-based product that cfood conglomerates pass off to the ignorant audience who rather purchase this product for their children than healthier alternatives. Pop tarts will be available in soda pop flavor so kids can aquire another taste of sweetener sugar in a separate toastier product. As soda sales continue to decline from a  more aware consumer the food companies are going all out to put out soda product flavoring in order to help their fellow beverage sugar industry product. This move by Kellogg's is just stupid and as people quit soda for their kids they also need to quit the products such as pop tarts which is just loaded with massive grams of sugar. the decline in soda consumption doesn't seem to be deterring Pop-Tarts either: "We're always trying to surprise our fans with flavors they'll love," said Angela Gusse, director of marketing for Pop-Tarts.
Another Pop-Tarts spokesperson added that the pastry-soda hybrid is meant in the same spirit as "mash-ups" popular in the music and fashion worlds. The outrageness  of these type of pop tart products is meant to give coverage to this product and people need to start feeding their kids oatmeal and quit these high caloric spiffy morning products for children. The obesity crisis is a direct result of companies like Kellogg's lacy their products with so much fucking sugar it is like a deliberate plan in this country and a collusion between the food and health industry to increase profits in a sort of cross industry hybrid collaborative work. There has and never will be a demand for root beer flavor pop tarts in life.

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