Polly Cracker
Developers and contrustion folks tried desepertely to get a wave pool created on Montross Harbor in Chicago but faced stiff competition from bird enthusiasts. the developers had ignored that their plans of profit were located on lakefront bird sanctuary of migratory friends with feathers and K.C. Hoos just wanted his fucking wave pool idea created in Chicago so he could make a lot of money from rich North Shore kids who wanted to learn how to surf and pretend they live in California and not Chicago. For seven years this son of a bitch has been working with developers to get this idea and he thought he had the perfect location to have this wave pool and change like thirty bucks for an hour of use. Hoos had wanted to develop with plans of a construction company a new patio so they could make a few bucks together and like George Lucus was shocked that some preservation group again blocked plans to turn the beautiful natural lakefront into a concrete jungle like the Loop. what is about natural lakefront beauty and important for grass on the lake edges doesn't this jackass realize and basically the reason the cities are so much more in demand and beauty is because they prevent jackasses like K.C Hoos from developing every piece of land to get a store or new construction put. The idea of this surf pool was outrageous as the vast majority of people in Uptown don't surf, never been near ocean, and few have passions for surfing. this was all about making K.C and the sunshine construction companies/developers some money damaging the ecosystem and fucking up my fellow birds. The habitat for wildlife in a metropolis is already fragile and basically shitheads like K.C Hoos thinks all birds as pests like pigeons he sideswipes walking into the downtown offices of big wig development companies trying to get this deal done and make money from a few rich kids in Northern suburbs whose parents can easily fork out the money for a wave pool for little Junior. Fr all birds I can only say to the bird enthusiasts and lovers out there that fought this obscene plan by Ms Hoos is thank you.
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