Icky Lynn of Rockford offering her wares on Rockford backpage ads

Cecil Brewster
  You know sometimes when I cruise the escort and back pages I am mystified and horrified by some of the women that I see placing forth sexual ads for monetary expectations as many of them are not worth the paper these currencies are printed upon. I actually was planning in going to Rockford this weekend and looking for a new Backpage.com escort and the disgusting ads I saw actually made me lose my sexual appetite pronto and one woman in particular I found very repulevive and actually was appalled to see her put a escort ad. I want to rock your world - 39Lynn describes herself as a blonde beauty but if she resembles anything like the pictures she proceeded to put forth she resembles the bride of Frankenstein and Joenstein. This woman is sl bloated and overweight typical of the women you would expect to see from fly-over country where shopping at Wal Marts and practically living in a car while eating  high fructose diet of corn cakes would expect to get any people looking and resembling near y cattle in the local barns. I mean why would a Lynn from Rockford actually expect any man with 20 10 vision or above to answer this ad and give this woman mucho dinero for waddling in her bedroom and making love and then compensating her for the time. I would rather meet this woman and pay for a good sumptuous meal I am sure upon appearance that this woman is very capable laboring in the kitchen than having her rock your world as her ads announce in bold Black lettering of ad. It is really bold of a woman this size to even think she deserves anything more than the copper coin currently used as the lowest currency in America. someone needs to tell this blimp to her face that she is not worth the dimeI want to rock your world - 39

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