Johnny Manziel says he is sober and ready to play in the AFL and the North Melbourne Kangaroos

Martin Manziel
Dream Money
  In th United States the worship of American collision ball and alcohol go hand in hand. Johnny Manziel was some punk big shot asshole whose only claim to fame was she excelled in both the high school and college minor versions of the national Football League. there is big money for the rare players and for Johnny Manziel the dream money job of playing in this league was a forgone conclusion he thought when he won the Heisman trophy which is the top award for the collegiate athlete of this debacle sport yanks call football. In Australia a superior version of the game is played and is more basketball and soccer than the ridiculous concussion game in north America. Johnny Manziel was drafted high by the pathetic program organization in Cleveland and his tie with the browns was an utter and complete failure. Football Johnny was drunk,dumb, and stupid every Sunday having partied nd drugged his earnings away as government subsidies for this sport often are wasted away in high earnings for lousy athletes who both over ea and over indulge in food and liquor. Johnny couldn't even make the minor league Cleveland Clowns of the USFL hockey league as a mascot.Manziel and his actions were a complete fiasco and embarrassment to the league which already had an image problem with its majority Black and thugginsh representatives on and off the field. Johnny expressed hope and a money dream again that another NFL organization would take a chance on his drunk ass and he promises this tie it will be different. there are rumors that Johnny would also play Australian football if given a chance and personally would love to try out for the famed North Melbourne Kangaroos and this jackass would love a call from any sporting organization willing to pay and subsidize his club hopping and free-drinking lifestyle long accustomed from his school days. Unfortunately for little Johnny playing a real sport such as Rugby and Aussie football takes skill and strength and intensity which this clown is clearly lacking and he wouldn't stand ten minutes of the constant moving and consistent jumping to make the first cut of tryouts for the Kangaroos. Perhaps Johnny Manziel's true calling and wish is for corporate america to waste and fund a sport of speed drinking much like money wasted to promote eating contests.