Old Actor Harrison Ford escapes another small-engine plane tragedy but he is still going to crash and end in one

Jason Fool
   Harrison Ford flew  the Millennium Falcon in them Star Trek movies really well and for this the geriatric ageing actor must feel he is invincible and able to handle hunks of steel in the air. Image result for harrison ford in airplane One of these days this fool Harrison will meet death most likely on a runways this old fool switched to the wrong control tower and made countless mistakes and didn't know if he was flying a airplane from a god dam helicopter. Mr. ford put all the people waiting in that jumbo jet at the John Wayne Gacy  Airport in jeopardy because he thinks he has a right to fly at his age because he was in movies and a star man many many moons ago. A couple of years ago this jerk fool broke his arm when landing a plane as he was riding some World war II vintage plane that should of been in a museum instead of the air and he landed in a golf course nearly killing other arrogant elite West coast shits like himself. take this old mans license and keys away already.
Mr. Ford, the star of countless special effect fake news and movies through the years, had another brush with death in the elitist hobby of flying small-engine aircraft as the seventy four year old Fool Ford nearly crashed onto the roof of a 747 fully decked with passengers the other day. This old geezer needs to be told it is not 1977 anymore and the more this arrogant jerk insists on flying the more danger he poses as a drone controlled by members of the clown troupe at the local Ringling brothers circus. The former hunk but now aged human meat ford seemed confused when taxiway runners came out to see his little airplane that barely made it in one piece and they ran faster than Stormtroopers inspecting an unauthorized landing in the death star. One of these days firefighters instead of stormtroopers will be running after this old jackass after a failed landing.

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