Harrison Ford flew the Millennium Falcon in them Star Trek movies really well and for this the geriatric ageing actor must feel he is invincible and able to handle hunks of steel in the air.
Mr. Ford, the star of countless special effect fake news and movies through the years, had another brush with death in the elitist hobby of flying small-engine aircraft as the seventy four year old Fool Ford nearly crashed onto the roof of a 747 fully decked with passengers the other day. This old geezer needs to be told it is not 1977 anymore and the more this arrogant jerk insists on flying the more danger he poses as a drone controlled by members of the clown troupe at the local Ringling brothers circus. The former hunk but now aged human meat ford seemed confused when taxiway runners came out to see his little airplane that barely made it in one piece and they ran faster than Stormtroopers inspecting an unauthorized landing in the death star. One of these days firefighters instead of stormtroopers will be running after this old jackass after a failed landing.

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