Rural backwater outdoor Youtube guy "Dale" fights off savage like Indian type Clown attack

Gino Frobel
    I showed our Native American writer Runs Like Cougar a video that could of been made some hundred and fifty years ago on the Cherokee frontier. A rural backwater backwards hick who I will call Dale, after failing to find his name, was attending to his clients property and making one of his many YouTube videos for a channel called "We Do It Outdoors" and he was nearly jacked by a creepy clown that nearly snuck upon him with a hammer in tow. native American groups from the Shawnee to Cherokee to Kickapoo use to do this on the frontier and would get all wasted and whipped up in face paint and sneak upon their White neighbors that the redskins were green with jealousy having transformed miles and miles of prime hunting lands into landowning profitable institutions growing their own food which the Indians were totally incapable.

 Dale couldn't believe it as he was weeding along the post of a cemetery. he turned around and saw a creepy clown all decked out in clown wear looking eerily similar to what these early pioneers may of suddenly seen on the Tennessee and Kentucky border and a surprise Chickasaw or Creek attack.

 the ineffable shock that ahhh Dale must of seen as he stared down this surprising scary intruder and weighed his options was evident in the ten seconds it took for him to act. After telling the Clowonskin to get out Dale made a break for the creepy critter and proceeded to beat the shit out of the clown and send him running back to his circus.  This beat down is on YouTube and can be found in the videos of this redneck who makes videos of himself cutting grass which is as bizarre as smoking it or making clown videos which this may be in fact a staged clown video.

 I mean who really videos themselves weed whacking and running a mower. dale don't have much to do aside form his YouTube channel and he particularly didn't like this prank being pulled on him by likewise insouciant jackasses who think dressing like a clown to scare people makes for good hilarity. dale came back on his channel after airing his grass cutting and this clown encounter and gave an update, show his scratches, and tell of his police investigation of this attempted clown assault that happened somewhere in the old South and what was formerly Choctaw country but is quickly becoming Clown country. he seemed nervous that perhaps police will catch on that this lawn mowing video geek clowned this incident himself to get some extra views and a little more clicks.