Money Dream
Football Johnny has been watching the success and free easy money of Tim Tebow this year and things are getting more and more desperate for Johnny Manziel. Like Colin Kapernick, football johnny is blackballed form the national Football league and he is desperate for the limelight and free dream booze money needed o maintain his brain. Johnny has from our sources contacted several baseball teams asking for a tryout and claiming the publicity gathered from his attempt to discover a new career will return in free revenue and interest from possible Major League baseball teams. Manziel can sign a contract for two hundred grand and in return any ballclub would likely receive about twenty times this number in free advertising in return of the corporate mainstream media following this drunk skunk bozo of a kid/man. little Johnny is not about to give up the limelight and have all his past athletic accomplishments not translate somehow into the big money his hands oh so desire.
I personally think he would be a great match for the Boston Red Sox and maybe the San Diego Padres. Who knows perhaps the Cleveland Indians would be interested in signing this guy and having him disgrace their disgraceful team and logo or they can replace the Indian head with money Manziel's face. Johnny Manziel I predict will get a baseball contract before the summer is over and will get a few games to play and then prepare for a real media blitz next year as h tunes up his swing and dusts his favorite mitt form his mos basement as he prepares to rejuvenate his career and dream money opportunities to booze his way into the sports hall of shame likely to be inducted with fellow clown Tim Tebow in ahhhh about 2028.
Just received my check for $500.
ReplyDeleteSometimes people don't believe me when I tell them about how much money you can earn taking paid surveys online...
So I show them a video of myself getting paid $500 for taking paid surveys.