Cody Maloney
Americans love guns and more Americans sleep with guns than any other objects despite what a poll initiated by the company Build A Bear commissions. Cody Wilson is a man who wishes to make cheap plastic kids toy guns a reality and legally available for mass production and to posses regardless of age or criminal record. Cody Wilson is loco and he is crazier than a toothless alligator and meaner than a junkyard dog.
Cody Wilson does not sleep with a teddy bear nor do forty percent of adults in America according to this stupid survey and it was bad enough this teddy bear industrial complex somehow get a national recognition of September 9 as teddy bear day. Another study commissioned by the best mattress brand also confirmed the fact people are fucking nuts and prefer to sleep with a stuffed animal instead of a real animal or a robot.
These studies are stupid and it is only a matter of time a gun company puts out a study that might be a bit more realistic of people sleeping with the cool feeling touch of a semi-automatic pistol or six shooter as people are filled with fear and scared of their own fucking shadow. That is of course, if you are not Cody Wilson who prefers the idea of a one shot 3d gun being manufactured in his mothers basement and in his dreams as he sleeps. Cody Wilson dreams of actually one day creating a ray gun through a printer which can make people just disappear into worthless matter and I wish I had one of these guns to shoot these fake news and surveys put out by mattress and bear companies desperate for press coverage and hits for a day with their complete nonsense and delusional polls.
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