President Trump tells Lavar he should of kept his boys in a Chinese prison eating chicken as the Trump-Ball 2020 campaign heats up

Peter Patel
   Lavar Ball is feeling the rage from President Trump for his perceived ungratefulness for Trump getting one of the Ball scumbags out of a Chinese prison and eating bad Chinese chicken. Lavar Ball is mentioned on may peoples top list of folks willing to give president Trump a serious  presidential challenge as Lavar is organizing a comm tee to see how well he would run in polls and whether running for president would be good for his ball and shoe company.
President Trump was furious as fuck the other day when Lavar Ball downplayed the influence Mr Trump had in releasing three UCLA basketball thiefs players form a Chinese prison after they were caught shoplifting expensive brand name purses that are only so more valuable than the junk at dollar stores because of the brand names attached to the shitty product. Why Liangelo and Lonzono  would steal when they can make so much money helping Lavar Ball use his entrepreneurial spirit to make 800 dollar shoes is beyond me. I am still waiting for the Game Ball reality program to be set up for cable monopoly television and for the Ball brand name to really skyrocket giving all the name recognition for the mainstream to really give president Trump a challenge in 2020. Trump is insistent Lavar lay praise on him but in Lavar's mind Trump will always be some chump who doesn't have game and couldn't dribble a ball form his ass. However Lavar is wrong and his sons Lonzo, Liangelo , and Lolojobo were wrong in stealing these Vito Vuillion purses that cost and put back some billionaires women in China some then thousand Yen. He should of thanked president Trump and shook his hand with his bad thief boys and he could of used the opportunity to promote his new line of 600 dollar sneakers, His valuable sons could of been stuck in a Chinese prison and eating some of the same shit thatg made Otto Warmbier so ill and deads like a doornail.

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