Martin Manzeil
Dream Money
Lavar Ball is profiting and making so much dream money from his sons who are not very good in basketball. Liangelo and Lameolo Ball scored an unimpressive 0 points in their debut for a Lithuania ball club with a stupid name and the evening was capped off with an embarrassing missed dunk by little Lamelo. Lamelo Ball is so bad at basketball it is unbelievable and the real goal of the musketeers is to make this guy a teen heartthrob and homo bait for older queers. Lameolo tried desperately to make an impressive play and dunk to himself but he missed miserably and even his brother Lonzo, the only NBA caliber of the Ball boys, put out the missed dunk on his Facebook site mocking the lack of talent of his brothers.
Liangelo Ball alos looked silly and shitty on the courts of this Lithuanian scam ball league where American high schools draw larger crowds than that were evident in this Lithuania professional league supposedly their version of the National Basketball League. There had to be about 400 people in attendance to see the sloppy play and missed shots and dunks of a Liangelo and Lemelo Ball and supposedly Lavar Ball was so disgusted when he saw little Lameol's missed dunk he shut off the television and put on the Maurey Povich program. Reports came out from the mayor of this sorry Lithuanian city of the monthly income of Liangelo and Carmelo and the small amount of peanuts these two boys get paid and for their dad to get al the media attention hogging it form his three sons is a scandal. Lamelo would be better off in Chino Hills and Liangelo warming the seats and watching his UCLA teammates handing the starters fresh towels between timeouts.
The two sons have a long season ahead playing before spares crowds while daddy Ball makes all the money form the banks and gets interviewed dozens of times a week in the mainstream media and getting all the dream money from having sons who play ball with moderate talent.
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