Finally Bill Murray has opened up a tax-reducing ugly cookie cutter restaurant in cookie cutter corporate Rosemont, Illinois

Chuck Woodruff
  Geriatric old Bill Murray and hsi coat-tailing brothers have run a Caddyshack restaurant for fifteen years and have finally come home for his chicken-dishes to roost in the Chicago area. They have opened up a place in Rosemont,Illinois and this location is perfect for the North suburban raised Bill Murray as Rosemont is typical of a guy like him. This ugly suburb next to Chicago has no actual people and is a "fake" suburb offering nothing but space and low-taxes for restaurants and stadium developers of lame minor league sports teams. Rosemont is the town time forgot and is something have never seen before but a town made up of motel and box-restaurant sprawl with train access to Chicago's downtown. This is the place for cheap restaurants who can't afford downtown Chicago and Bill Murray talked the the media recently about his first restaurant in debt-ridden Illinois.The menu was discussed and many of the items sounded dumb and disgusting.
The Murray brothers spoke how they looked into opening up a place for years in navy Pier,downtown, or Wrigleyville but deduced that Rosemont was a cheaper and more viable affordable alternative. Bill Murray told reporters that while his "Caddyshack" eatery shithole is in Rosemont his heart will always be in Chicago he just doesn't want to pay higher rents and higher wages for the workers and not the talkers and collectors of this "CaddyShack" investment project for the wonderful village of Rosemont. Bill came out to the press conference looking like Hal the local Hobo who hangs around the Rosemont station reading four day old newspapers.

As usual Bill Murray moved the discussion about himself and his role in a stupid seventies movie that is the major factor to his fame. he also talked some corporate Chicago Cubs and how much he loves the C logo and his most memorable experience and iconic moment at Wrigley Field as his press conference turned to advertising for the North Side baseball organization.

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