Three modern day stooges say people will start embracing eating bugs and roaches for lunch

Gus Perkowski
   Josh Evans and Roberto Flore and Michael frost want to reduce humans carbon footprint and for this they are demanding people eat more bugs instead of beef. These three stooges have been traveling the world making uo a collection of some 150 species of edible bugs they wish to prepare and ship to America and have the carbon footprint  of Americans eat more smiley things leaving the beef,pork, and other chicken foods for the wealthy Spaniards and Asians. These three jerks work for the Nordic Food Lab think tank dreaming up ideas and ways to profit form getting over-weight Americans on a diet of snail,Mongolian cockroach, and Dung Beatles instead of juicy steaks and fried chicken. The Earth has plenty of Earth worms that are edible and cause much less effect on th eplanet that a shitload hundred of cows manuring around in Fort Atkinson,Wisconsin.

"This is going to be the next food craze" says Roberto Flore" and Americans are just going to have to accept eating meal worm and crickets as is already common and acceptable in Africa,OK, He finishes as he sips his morning latte. People in the West have long been accustomed to eating meats and food that has had disastrous affects on our environment and people in the West need to end these practices of dairy and meat farming and livestock raising". Habits are hard to change but Josh Evans thinks government can be used to change peoples minds instantly and get folks to adapt to eating grasshopper ala lemon and lime pepper soup and Beetle on a pizza instead of sausage. Listen" Michael Frost says. "Raising meal worm for a daily meal is important because bugs require much less land and water per protein gram" The rest of the world eats insects whether it be Kenyans adding tasty termites or japan's tradition of deep-fried hornets ..minus the stinger. ":We in America have to realize there are other less greenhouse gas producing edible items and we will end raising livestock and meat and people will accept eating bugs."

He insist "Whether they like it or not" its for the planets' own good". Flore reminded people that when they eat honey they are already enjoying the fruits and offering of insects and getting people to change their minds eating ants and wasps will eventually become everyday diet of the over-sized American these three Nordic funded globalists are hoping to achieve pronto. The fact is that even bugs bunny wouldn't eat bugs and if these three cocksuckers think they are going to force Americans to eat bugs then I got some tea form China mixed with goat blood that will be a major seller more popular than coke a cola.