Crazy Cougars being spotted all over Chicago's NorthWest suburbs

Dwight Dwyer
Animal Stories
  Thje continuing expansion of the Crazy Cooter Cougar in the Midwest  reached a platue this past week as Streamwood, Ilinois resident Bob Fleisher insisted he saw a cougar in the woods and told the local and city press. He insisted he was not drinking and assured reporters that is was not a large hose cat but in fact an actual and real live Puma that was stalking the Chicago region. Mountain Lion sightings are up everywhere and the large cat is eventually going to be as ubiquitous on the roadways as wild Coyotes are seen at night often driving on lonely roadways. Many times Coyotes can be seen in near rush hour traffic and the idea that these mini-beasts would be joined by panthers throughout Illinois and Wisconsin should really surprise nobody. The beasts form the West are coming n back east where they once held home on the range of Americas prairies,swamps,river streams,ridges,dense forests, and yes mountain ranges.
 Mr Fleisher said on July 29 he saw a pair of glowing eyes and took a snapshot and the beast climbed up a tree in his backyard and disappeared for now and he is worried about his three pets that he believes the Lion was stalking in addition to his children of which he is less concerned about. Police in Yorkville also are investigating multiple reports of large cats wandering about the Central woods of Yorkville and if there are any doubts that the Mountain  beast is back full time in Illinois I am sure Mr Fleisher's scary ey glowing pictures will put to rest and once again I have to look over my back when biking th elonely paths of the Great Western and Prairie Path in late night rides in the summer and early Fall in preparation with the eventual destiny and confrontation.

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