Marty and Clyde praise Hawthorne coffee roasters as Nigel Travis is worried about this Milwaukee coffee house

 Ali Muhammad
  Marty and Clyde are two queens that hate Dunkin Donuts,mock are Jason Percey on the comments section, and basically love to travel to coffee houses and talk shit about Dunkin Donuts. They recently went to a Dunkin Donuts on Clark Street in Chicago and recalled how great a recent  trip to Milwaukee and an independent coffee house visit to Hawthorne Coffee roasters was and tasted.

They mocked Dunkin Donuts watered down coffee and spoke at great lengths in the Clark Street Dunkins how awesome their stop at Hawthorne coffee was last week. Marty and Clyde said that global banksters are responsible for the spread of corporate chain sameness and dullness and that the system is set up to ensure the DD and Starbucks have as little superior competition as possible form those outside the traditional global banking system. Of course, the peice of shit like Jason Percy and other regular Joes supporting and going to a Dunkin Donut couldn't know nor be expected to give a shit and form the looks of most people many do not actually care what they put into their bodies on a daily basis.

Hawthorne Coffee House and indies like this often pour over all their servings and something like tnis worries both a Nigel Travis and  Howard Schultz. If Main Street got even a fifth of the funding corporate shits and their business get like Nigel Travis and Dunkin Donuts America would have more great coffee joints as Europe does. Nigel and Dunkin Donuts actually get their funding from franchises many of whom pool money together from the dark corners of the world bringing their dark money and dollars back into America and thus the American people are rewarded with constat sprawl and shit hole bad donuts stores that often sit empty after eleven O clock.

Hawthorne and places that actually specialize in serving and selling coffee instead of capturing real estate are far superior to Dunkin Donuts and Marty and Clyde are not afraid to let Dunkin Donuts own customers know this fact. You may  be lucky to see a Marty and Clyde soon as they will be taking their act on thee road to a Touhy Avenue Park Ridge ,Illinois Dunkin Donuts next weekend and you might be lucky to spot these freaks. Nigel Travis is so upset at the negative reviews and the likes of Marty and Clyde hailing nondescript independent coffee joints such as this Hawthorne that he has trouble sleeping at night and in contemplating retirement.