Sicko Mark Roberts and Tom Brady are going to the Super Bowl

Earl "Bam Bam' Cunningham
   Much of the country despises seeing Tom Brady and the Boston Patriots year after year in the Super Bowl and last week Mr Brady and his owner Bob Kraft pulled another one and appearance in this rigged sport. The real eyes though will be if future streaker hall of famer Mark Roberts will make another run and appear at the globes most viewed sporting event. He once went on a football field and so agitated and disgusted an NFL player that when he was running around naked like an Indian a Washington Redskin player ran up and leveled his ass and went bammm on his bummer.

Mark Roberts claims to be a performance artist who has streaked butt naked at some five hundred sixty events and the Liverpool native as never seen or been part of a crowd where he didn't feel like for all to see his ugly naked body. Mark Roberts is man on the go and insane in the membrane with a brain made up of scrambled eggs thinking he is of some importance because at the lengths he will go to make de niro form streaking  on grass in front of thousands and this man needs to be cuffed and stuffed and his nakedness need not be accepted. We advocate this clown to be deported and dropped off in the wilderness and in the middle of Siberia,Alaska, or the Yukon in the very same outfit he is so proud of and wishes everyone to see him.

  Mark is going to make another run and his ultimate goal is seven hundred streaks in his lifetime which would far outpace all other streakers in history including the ancient Egyptian Al Murdadha who established the streaking record in 1200 B C before being executed for his actions and his ultimate punishable by death crime of streaking in front of a cat. Mr Roberts desires to streak at this years Super Bowl and approach Tom Brady and show him how hard the professional streakers cock ca get when he watches Tom Brady live on the boob tube. How Mark avoids the white jacket and confinement in a prison or mental institution is also an example of white privilege.