Harald Baldr can't get some good Indian spice rice goop in a market in Ahmadabad

 Armando Arturo
     Famed rock star YouTube Indian nasty food eater Harald Baldo was in a famed outdoor Indian market in a sultry humid 112 degree day and attempted to get some goop and glop from this outdoor Indian food market. Harald waited for time and time again to get some of this goop as he set up his selfie broadcast stick and walked through a particular Indian food business with a chef working on the pot just smoking the greens and rice into a moshpit of glop that Harald wished to devour as he was hungry. Mr Baldr noticed as a Norwegian he was the only non-Indian in this entire market in Ahmadabad and was not at all surprised international tourists would avoid the chaotic scenes and taste and smells of this market.
Harald finally got a sample and then waited again for his dish and there was much language confusion and inability to communicate as Harald was the only fucking foreigner in this nasty unhygienic Indian market where just walking the crowded street opens up one to the possibility of getting mowed down by a family on a scooter.
Harald finally got his meal even though he didn't see it come directly form the crock pot and he noticed it smelled and looked like it was just some random  big tortoise shit dug up by the locals. Harald made a YouTube video of how they laughed at him and howled behind his back as he ate this alligatior shit dish and he went to the owner to try to appeal  to him his disappointment of how he was treated and how nasty this spice dish tasted and looked. Harald Baldr makes many YouTube channels all about India and he has never had a dish this odd and gross tasting as he told the owner of this particular market and it did not appear the owner understood the thick English that came out of the mouth of this world traveler and neurotic and eccentric food taster YouTube star. People can see the discrimination and scam of rice and dropping soup slop that Harald paid thousands of Ruppees for a bad meal that made him puke most likely off-screen and which he didn't share on his YouTube show.

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