Animal stories
Travis Kauffman couldn't believe it as he kept seeing his name over and over again in the news. The boxing Tony Danza type scrub never received the headlines for his Travis Kauffman name as crazy Cougar trail runnier Travis Kauffman did as a fucking modern day Paul Bunyan and Dave Crockett. Travis Kaufman couldn't believe he finally saw the day his name was all over the papers for an unbelievable encounter and battle and it turned out to be some jogger and Travis Kauffman had only one response and purpose after this. the boxer Travis Kauffman decided to challenge the man named Travis Kauffman who killed a Lion with his bare hands. The Travis Kauffman-Travis Kauffman fight is being worked out by promoters and event makers and bookies have declared Travis Kauffman the ends on favorite ten to one.
Travis Kauffman is no Tony Banta and promises to knock out Travis" Lionheart" Kauffman in round one and Travis Kauffman warned Travis Kauffman that he will bne entering the ring or cage with a man and not a fake Lion. Travis is thinking about accepting the challenge form his name sake and is talking over with his girlfriend and seeing what the best deal and prospects of a pay-per-view fight between these two men named Travis Kauffman. Travis is still healing form the Puma attack and even with his little experience in the rings anyone who can killa Cougar with his bare guns and without the aid
of fire arms is a man I reckon that ahhh should be reckoned with inside or outside the ring. Travis Kauffman is so green with jealousy with the amount of attention the other Travis Kauffman received he cannot wait to enter the ring and take some swings and finish the job Cougar 3467IVTA wasn't able to get done and take out this trail runner obsessive jogger who would foolishly put himself in harms way to get a run. Kauffman also is telling the other Kauffman that he wants a large chunk of the profit proceeds to go into wildlife and animal management resources and for more education for th public that not all wildlife is dangerous and crazy as the Cougar that tried to eat him for lunch. Lets face it Travis Kauffman is a scrub and a boxing bozo bum with no name recognition and it drive him nuts to see another average dude get all this attention and accomplish something against a beast that boxing gloves could not repeat. I put the Lion Killer at three to one odds and look forward to seeing this fight occur soon on cable.
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