Daym Drops stops at the worse rated Chinese Kitchen in his town and drops a ten pound shit

   Lee Park Kong 
   Daymon Drops is a lard ass that eats and goes to places and videos it for YouTube and is a YouTube food critic and rock star. Daymon Drops has and interest in anything food and recently made some videos concerning the Chinese Kitchesn and went to both the best reviewed and worse reviewed Chinese restaurant in his hometown New Britain ,Connecticut. Daymon ate and went to one of these many small bad Chinese dumps that litter America and in his hometown there is a Chinese kitchen shit hole form hell named Cheng's Kitchen in the downtown area of his town and he couldn't believe the number of shitty reviews on Yelp and why or how a business couldn't stay in such if it were as bad as advertised. (Ancient Chinese Taiwanese secret of laundry) 
. The biog man went down and brought some cash and ordered some Chinese food marveling at how dirty the place looked and its fans that were dusty and he feared someone would turn on during the time he was there. He dipped some chicken and dumplin in his moth and was so mortified as the rubbery chicken had absolutely no taste or flavor and he didn't know what was up with that. Daymon went undercover and was mortified at the shit he saw in this atypical Chinese Kitchen as if was a cesspool of germs and viruses and looks like it is cleaned once a week.
The garbage was filled and Daymon Dropped half of his uneaten food into it as he was not about to eat most of it as the chicken didn't seem fresh and the rice among the worse  he has ever seen. There are some really bad Chinese kitchens and other Asian restaurants but despite this many of these places are fronts for criminal or property holding companies and this explains how something like Cheng's Kitchen can be in business for so long. Daymon Drops ate half of the food and immediately went to the bathroom and dropped a ten pound turd in the toilet and didn't flush and this is what he thought of his hometowns worse rated Chinese kitchen shithole.

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