Jordon Morgan
Herman Cain is a major pain tot he Republicans having run for president in the past and the former pizza mogul and pizza salesman may just decide to challenge his friend president Trump for a recent gaffe. Trump had been touting Herman Cain for a seat on the federal Reserve as he wanted a businessman to sit on the seat of these banking reserve cartels and report and witness what exactly these Central Banks do with all of these fresh greenbacks printed and what rap stars or drug dealer clothing connections they distribute and loan money. The media though was outraged as these haters dislike the former head of God Fathers Pizza who while not pushing a great potential pizza brand was harassing women and grabbing pussy instead of pizza. Herman Pizza has all that it takes not only to lead Godfathers pizza into the largest pizza chain in the world but also be the leader of the free world and a respected president who would be the fist African-American elected to the White house.
Herman Cain loves both pizza and pussy and knows them well but in a corporate environment enthusiasm for both will lead to a executives downfall and this was his downfall and political disgrace that ended a premature exit form a presidential primary where he was in front and the Godfathers Pizza founder was attempting to be the first African-American president of the United States. Now the media will not even let this man have a deserved and rightful spot on the Federal Reserve board in Kansas City no less never forgetting him and his actions hating on a Black Republican. Herman Cain loves pizza and often digs into it like he would a twenty four year old Victoria's Secret model and he is seriously thinking about putting his hat and love of pizza into the ring and run again for the highest office of the United States after this humiliation from president Trump. Look for Herman Cain to declare soon as he had no interest instead of sitting his fat ass in the board room and signing checks to himself so he can hire more and more hookers and have pizza parties with them. Herman Pizza will roll out his 9 9 9 tax plan and like Andrew Yang offer every citizen a pizza token of one thousand dollars as pizza sales wills put milk and cheese production and be good for the overall health and well-being of human beings and the economy ion the United States.
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