Jake Glass
Animal Stories
Coyode Peterson couldn't believe it as he traveled to Maine and did some lobster hunting. The famed YouTube star of Brave wilderness goes all over the planet looking for fun and interesting stories and he usually likes to get stung and cause immense pain for himself. He decided that it was a good idea to have a lobster pinch him in the hand so he can do a video and describe the pain in many of the other videos he has done where he was stung and bitten and being snapped was a new idea of thought that came up.
Coyode decided to try the crushing power of the American Maine lobster a crustacean that is known for having one of the most enormous crushing claws in the known universe outside whatever may be around Mars that Elon Musk will discover someday. Coyode fished up the biggest lobster he could find and proceeded to have it crush his hand but Mr Peterson was humiliated and shocked that the wild lobster didn't break his fucking hand. After several attempts of other distraught recently captured lobsters from the seven seas Mr Pederson finally figured out that perhaps Lobster son their last call in a hot kitchen with a boiling pot nearby to see was a better opportunity to get an angry lobster to grasp. The Lobster literally tore Coyode's hand apart and crushed it like a pancake. He was in so much fucking pain and yelped and begged for help to release the lobster back into the water as he never felt any sensation such as this crushing power of the lobster and finally made it worth watching all half hour of this fucking pro-Lobster video as he desperately tried to found one that wasn't friendly. Coyode Pederson next has an agenda to feel a crab crush his fingers and wants to see which has greater crusty the clown like power with their alien-looking claws.
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