Our famous Coffee duo of Marty and Clyde vacation often in San Francisco being a gay couple and when they heard of this coffee joint in the elite city charging 75 dollars for a coffee the two decided to go to the place and openly mock and talk of it in person. After a Go Fund Me campaign to raise money for their coffee and airfare, Marty and Clyde made the venture to Klatch Coffee and sneered at the chance of paying that much money in this city for a cup of Joe. Marty said it was outrageous for something in this country to over-charge for a simple drink and Clyde said only a corrupt shit hole like Frisco would have a business and coffee cartel offering something as ridiculous as this
Marty and Clyde say this area must be filthy rich where a seventy five dollar cup of Joe is like seventy five cents for these over-priced members of the tech and corporatecracy that works and plays in a system where they can set their own wages and there is little ceiling limit of it. Dunkin would never have coffee this expensive and is why so many Americans run on Dunkin and few can afford to run to this Klatch bullshit that Marty and Clyde says tasted worse that Pike coffee at Starbucks. Perhaps no more sign of an obscene system of economics rules over our lands than places that would have seventy dollar coffee.
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