Martin Manziel
Dream MOney
Famed Chicago radio legends Steve Dahl and Gary Meier may have taken their last free media sponsored and bought vacation. The Chicago radio legends must of had some seventy free vacations live remotes bought and sponsored by various in-debt local radio stations a platform long not listened to and actually having any impact or popularity in culture since 1956. Dahl and Meier have been off an don the airwaves as favorite sons broadcasting their widely unfunny and unpopular program in Chicago for some forty years as basically they just talked about local politics and celebrities with fat Dahl focusing much on music.
Dahl and Meier sent on vacation in a particularity dangerous time for Americans in the piece of shit landstan pirates of the Caribbean type country of the Dominican Land at a time where Americans are being killed left and right in these resorts by some orchestrated concentrated plan to exterminate people form North America. Dahl and Meier thought this was nonsense and wished to travel and do a live remote in the Dominican Republic but as of last Monday the dynamic duo have been reported missing and the worse s feared given the extreme dangerous shit hole that dumb idiotical American tourists continue to ignore and travel. One has to wonder if many of these corporate connected people are actually having their Dominican horrors subsidized as who in their right mind would spend their own money to travel to these countries with little regulation and poison-enabled resort motel bars instead of traveling ahh to Hawaii or somewhere.
Dahl and Meier were sen tanked outside the mean slums of Domingo after a toxic night our drinking and have not been seen since and for their thousands of fans and corporate sponsors in Chicagostan there is much anxiety and perplexing as there was to be a huge anniversary bash for them in Mid July ion the anniversary of their famous Disco riot for score and forty years ago. It appears there will be no Disco demolition parade and reunion at Comisky Park on Chicago's South side.
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