The Television head is still harassing and scaring people in Virginia and we have completed are ten suspects of the individual we believe is the TV scare is committed by a big name. Here is our top ten list of suspects and who we think may be behind the cause of all these old telvision drop offs on peoples porches.
10 Jim Carrey
As mentioned the star of the hit 1996 movie Cable guy is planning a new movie soon and long awaited sequal
9 Stephan Colbert
Colbert is the master of late night television political punditry and propaganda , He may come out soon and say the TV set porch drop off was a bit.
8) Yaisel Puig
The Cleveland Indians outfielder likes to lick televisions and see himself on the screen and is neurotic enough to carry pout these incidents
7 Andrew Yang
More publicity for the yang gang and we believe Andrew or his gang are behind these TV pranks and thus deserving of a mention and suspect.
6) Howard Stern
The King of all media is about as irrelevant today as he has ever been and he is desperate enough to keep his name and brand in the news especially to validate his 40 million dollar a year contract.
5 ) Jared from Subway
The pedophile disgraced Subway sandwich Dutchman is disgraced and is crazy enough to do something like this longing for the days of his dream money job for talking the fake new sof losing weight through eating Subway garbagwhiches.
4 Peyton Manning
The retired former NFL star is bored out of his ass longing for the days he received attention for putting balls in peoples arms and avoiding detection. His head is pretty big and could easily carry a real television.
3 Robert De Niro
The scumbag left-liberal anti-Trump out aging ctor is loco in hatred of politics and society he is mentally declining and capable of this weird cable TV stunt.
2 Ma Schezer
The Washington National pitcher perhaps is helping put in the area and wishing to promote baseball and the traditional game by giving traditional televisions ojut for free.
1 Max Keiser
The economics Youtube rock star and hoist of the Keiser report often says society is brain dead and declination through use and distraction of the media and what better way to illustrate this than dumping a bunch of old Tvs to old people in the suburbs,
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