Dwight Dwyer
A massive 1200 pound right beef bull escaped a slaughterhouse meat packing truck in Baltimore earlier in the month and the bull made a run for it in Baltimore but found no sanctuary in this city famous for harboring and sancturing illegal beings. The Bull named Tasty decided to make a run for it and for hours its profit seeking owner eagerly waited and hoped police would be patient and not kill his baby beast that was about to go into prime breeding sessions with cows in a cowtown suburb outside Baltimore in the boondocks of Baltimore.
The Bull was hassled by gang members who wished to coral it for a weekend barbecue and police had to push back ghetto rats from capturing the Right Bull as they were intent on a freebie weekend dinner and luckily the police prevented a free meal for the ghetto residents of this shit hole city. The Bull would eventually be shot dead on the parkway as it was threatening to charge oncoming traffic and really go nuts being agitated after several darts in its ass by animal control units.
eventually tried to enter a hospital and was chased out of it and for several hours the Bull ran loose busting juice on t urban streets of this mad sanctuary city that eventually needs federal forces to clean up the bullshit and corruption of local corrupt black gangster politics running amok and pushing drugs.
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