Nathan Stoplman came aboard his hugely popular Lift the Veil internet programming where he just films himself talking to his cat and the camera looking at the top news stories of the day. For the past week or so Nathan Stoplman has been frightened lie a new born puppy at the spread and alarming ease of which the Coronvirus is spreading killing people and doctors like flies and Mr Stoplman predicted this virus would be like the Spanish flu of a hundred years ago that created millions and millions of corpses a month.
Nathan Stolplman brought up a bunch of data and charts of growth an spread of this dreaded disease and even he seemed to be confused to what it meant and whether or not he should ahhhhh move to Antarctica in an igloo for a few months until this disease passes.
Nathan Stoplman and his D live paranoia of Corono Beer virus is understandable as he makes a good living form talking to a computer and his cat pretending to sell T shirts for a follower ship that number just over a thousand views on this platform and dying of some Chineseman disease is something Mr Stoplman doesn't want to experience. Nathan has been praying to Charlemagne Da God and the Egyptian cat God Vrudeline of ancient Egyptian lore in hoping that the spread of this virus stays in China and only kills cockroaches and Chinese.
Nathan Stoplman is fear mongering frightened by data he dosn't understand and says if a comet or Nuclear war doesn't end humanity and cats like his beloved Douhie then some bacteria or virus that likes to chug and grow on Coronoa Beer will hit us and end the era of the talking primates and Gay Gorillas. Stolpman and douchie say this will be a shame and said their world may come to an end because some young fashionista whore sin China thought it would be fun to eat, rats, bats, and cats like his beloved Douchie



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