New species of woodpecker discovered by our famous blogger and birdwatcher Woody Underwood along the Milwaukee river

Polly Cracker
   A new undiscovered species of woodpecker has been discovered by one of our writer who can name this new species of bird discovered along the Milwaukee river and the fining of a new species in anhighly urban and industrial part of a Midwestern American city is sending shock waves throughout the bird watching community. Fore decades millions and millions of people in the hobby of going into the North woods with notebook,binoculars, bird nest hatting among owthe rstuff dreamed of finding a bird yet undiscovered and this weeks news that a relative of the rare leucictic pileated woodpecker peckerwood had been discovered was amazing and people are all taking about it green with envy that our own Woody Underwood discovered this avirian friend.

 Woody Underwood watched woody woodpecker peckerwood cartoons and thus later in life decided to change his name and be known as one on-line and through his close friends who thought his hobby of training to remote forest reserves and state prks in search of rare birds to photograph was  neurotic and eccentric hobby. 

This new bird will be called Woody Undewood is and has the same aucism traite best know for woodpeckers and something that makes them beloved birds and this is their long peckerwood that drills holes in bark looking for beetle juice or tree maple sap.

Woody Woodpecker was like  the greatest cartoon ever and best thing since slice toast and if more of today's lame and bad "adult" cartoons were anything like the classic comicality and mockery of Bugs Bunny and Wood Pecker than it would be all good for FOX TV and their dozens or so stupid cartoons that are just stupid and make this generation of millennial dumber than a brick actually voting for a man not even qualified to be a fucking state senator or state assemblyman in the shitty backwoods peckerwood state of Vermont.