Otto Jansen
One sad morning in Lafayette, Indian a bunch of knuckleheads weer waiting outside the local Wal Mart. news had reached this part of the tri-state area that Target , Save Mart, Walgreens, and other chains were no longer going to be carrying the beloved Pokemon cards beloved by male millennial and soy boys as violence was a reported throughout the country for these cards and in Brook field, Wisconsin someone actually pulled a gun out during a mad rush for Pokemon and sports trading cards put out in the morning by the crew at Target. A similar scene was seen in Central Indiana in Lafayette when a bunch of grown ass men
rushing for the pokemon aisles fueled by greed.lust, and plain boredom in outbidding others fro some of these rare cards that fetch hundreds of thousand of dollars in the new ponzi scheme of the ultra uber elite. Grown ass men were elbowing one another and running for Pokimon cards like their lifde depended upon it and it was totally
embarrassing to see totally disgraced the twin cities of West and regular Lafayette, Indiana. These silly jackasses as Steve Stone Cold would say are a disgrace to manhood and the decline of the make is perhaps no better illustrated than the recent waves of psychotic intense pursuit and shortages of Pokemon cards. Some annalists are saying this drive and demand for Pokemon cards may help pave away form new card currencies as cards may become the new rage much like digital currencies and Bitcoin. The battle of the bulge was seen in the testosterone lunacy for cartoon cards that only teens and tweens should show interest but given the new and desperate attempts to make a wasteful run and scam in this crony capitalist era is should not be surprising that these middle age chumps would act upon and look for a new way to make a profit through collectibles and otherwise worthless items.
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