Manatees massively dieing off and slowing being replaced by Water Bears Tarrigrades

      Bert Berg 

Animal News

   Cloudy waters are supposedly the reason Manatees are dying off and Florida's iconic massive beasts of the sea we predict will slowly get replaced by the dreaded microscopic Water Bear otherwise known scientifically as The Tarrigrades. These little ones are everywhere and are being studied by NASA as potentially our interstellar species and representative  natives for mother Earth in exploring space and searching for extraterrestrial aliens or something. Manatees are too clumsy and large to be a common species and the manatee is disappearing and for many this is no bog deal or issue.

Most people in Flordia never actually see a manatee and many people seem them no more special that a cow. The recent news that 782 manatees have disappeared or died in Florida since the start of the year was greeted by moist people with a yawn as these sea mammals are ugly and slow and people just don't care nor like a species such as this.

Lawn fertilizers and pesticides getting into the waters and destroying the sea grass these manatees eat are thought to be the culprit .The anti-Manatee crowd though will correctly tell it the Mantanees to evolve and make int to land  and eat grass or

grasshoppers. if this species can't evolve and can't lose without and move quicker then it is a natures mistake and was lucky enough to survive as long as it has on earth. A reporter in Orlando and cute cookie Molly Reed keeps reporting on the poor manatee and she needs to report and accept that this special will be kaput and there is no reason to keep this clown eating sea weed smoking and snorkeling beast around and ahhhhh it should be replaced by the Tarrigrade and  

 Molly Reed can't believe how this mammal is on the brink and whether these reporters can handle it many species much smaller and more adaptable have become extinct and the Manatee will hardly  be missed as it offers none of the frolicking and love of a Dolphin, the snarkiness of a Seal, the comedy of a walrus, nor the terror of a Left Shark. nature needs to let the water Bear go into this area and drain  the swamp of the Manatees and quickly evolve into a new sea beast terror in the next hundred years as the Water Bear looks like the Manatee but will evolve into something  much more quicker and that will  evolve into eating fish and not water grass.