Chuck " Cheesepuff" Goodwin
The rich just keep getting richer and thanks to corporate swindling through advertising news reached the past few weeks that four already mighty paid athletes would be getting their luxury rich lifestyles and financial gain though Subway. Prior to Stephan Curry signing the largest contract in NBA history Stephan Curry signed a pact with Subway sandwiches to push and promote this chain that doesn't even fucking use real tuna in a tuna sandwich which is fucking amazing.
Likewise Super bowl perennial winner in life an ball Tom Brady I guess has added Subway sandwiches to his impressive resume of endorsement deals and if anyone believes Tom Brady actually ever stepped into one of the 78,000 Subway cruddy sandwich chains across America then I got some Indian reservation land in Massachusetts to sell back to the Wampanoeg for pennies on the acre. Tom Brady does not need to be telling me anything about this chain as a food critic as I already know which is a shitty chain among the worse of them all and Tom Brady just loses respect for his greed and appearances in these commercial.I think it is more believable that Tom sucks off near foot long teammates in the New England Patriots locker rooms than he ever stopping out of his Lamborghini and ordering a foot long sandwich from one of these primarily empty national chains that have been so ubiquitous in corrupt suburbs across America.
Likewise Serena Williams likely eats at all the high end restaurants and for free than ever actually seeing the boring look of a Subway franchise store and the only thing this national corporate brand chain does (aside form making cheap over-priced meals) is spend free central banking money and redirects it to rich athletes or back to the mainstream corrupt media.
The most repulsive of the large contracts this awful food chain gave in tribute was of course to US soccer asshole Meghan Rapinoe as the shit attitude and hate this bitch hole has for this country and being financially rewarded for such behavior is already angering many and calls for Subway to cut the links and rewarding of this woke joke must come to an end otherwise Subway sandwich shops will already be emptier that by all indications already appear. Make no mistake Subway is a globalist enterprise that has a political agenda and this is why this mad dog Meghan Rapinoe is as spokesman for Subway and Victoria secrets and other global corporate entities.
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