Aaron Luther
Animal Stories
A massive 200 pound huge crazy Tom cougar was brought down in the rural backwaters of the state of Washington and hunter Brandon Reed dispatched of this large cougar tagged as TRPL873432 and brought the beast down from 365 yars away with a high powered rifle. Brandon after his brutal killing of a puma that said "lets go" to his female partner and they hiked to retrieve the cat-like creature and saw that it was indeed hit and they skinned, slashed,dug,chopped, and ripped apart its hide and got tome of meat and many other fun stuff as the skull and so forth. Brandon Reed determined he was judge and executioner of this animal and its spirit and TRPL873432 may have been one of thel arget tom Cougar shit and killed and Mr Reed is hoping for a record and a award for his work and smoeare going to suggest he be given the hunter of the year award for taking down this creature. Brandon can't wait until he gets the head back from the taxidermist and he already has space in his man cave to hang up the face of poor TRPL873432
However, there are others bashing Brandon and telling him to go as the skill in Northeast rural Washington was shameful and cowardly killing the beast from so far away and TRPL873432 was a father who sired many of offspring little cougars in he region . The bog cat also was darted back in the day around 2018 and any biologists accumulated alot of information and important data that they collected and put into the system and this was a important tom cat big make that they could of extracted ore and more wealth through data and could of sold ahhhh on the pen data market as part of a block chain or this crazy
Cougar's image could of been made into valuable l digital art and into some NFT. In fact researchers have some of this Puma;s shit stored in a freeze at the University of Eastern Washington that still has not been studied and fully examined and it may have a ton of valuable research in this cougar shit that will provide a weeks worth of study and high income job security for these 'scientists'' Brandon Reed should be finned for his murder of this Mountain Lion an din no way should he hunted down and be s proud of this accomplishment. Other Mountain Lions have heard of the reputation of this Brandon and when hearing he is in an area they all signal lets go and get the hell away from the area and the dangers that Brandon ..and especially his Tife rifle pose for the crazy Cougars of Washington.
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